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A large portion of Zephram Cochrane's scenes, but especially:

Geordi: (engages in long spiel about Cochrane's magnificent standing in 24th century history, and the giant, inspirational statue of him that will stand right where he is standing now)
Cochrane: (Beat) ...I gotta take a leak.
Geordi: Leak? I don't see any leak.

Cochrane: Don't you people in the 24th century ever pee?

- Its also funny as part of Trek's subtle running gag of referring to the original Enterprise's comical lack of bathrooms.
"You told him about the statue?"
Drunken Troi.

Deanna: Time line?! This is no time to argue about time! We don't have the time!... Look, he wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called "tequila" just to find out he was the one we're looking for. And I spent the last 20 minutes trying to keep his hands off me. So don't go criticizing my counseling technique... It's a primitive culture...I'm just trying to blend in.
Riker: You're blended, all right.
Deanna: What was I saying? *thud*

- According to director (and cast member) Jonathan Frakes, Drunken Troi is worth the price of admission alone.
Cochrane's initial reaction to the situation:

Cochrane: Hot damn, you're heroic! *laughs*

- After Cochrane becomes convinced of the truth, Riker goes on to explain how the approaching aliens will detect his warp flight and "land right here."

Cochrane: Here?
LaForge: Actually, over there.

The Doctor gets probably the funniest Facing the Bullets One-Liner ever. "According to Starfleet medical research, Borg implants can cause severe skin irritation."
- Perhaps he'd like an analgesic cream?
- "I'm a doctor, not a doorstop."
Lily: Borg? Sounds Swedish...
- Later... "Definitely not Swedish."
Worf's arrival to the bridge gives Riker a couple funny one-liners.

"Tough little ship."
"You do remember how to fire phasers?"

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 * A large portion of Zephram Cochrane's scenes, but especially:
-{{quote| '''Geordi:''' ''(engages in long spiel about Cochrane's magnificent standing in 24th century history, and the giant, inspirational statue of him that will stand right where he is standing now)''<br />
+{{quote|'''Geordi:''' ''(engages in long spiel about Cochrane's magnificent standing in 24th century history, and the giant, inspirational statue of him that will stand right where he is standing now)''
-'''Cochrane:''' ''([[Beat]])'' ...I gotta take a leak.<br />
+'''Cochrane:''' ''([[Beat]])'' ...I gotta take a leak.
 '''Geordi:''' [[Comically Missing the Point|Leak? I don't see any leak.]]<br />
 '''Cochrane:''' Don't you people in the 24th century ever ''pee''? }}
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 * "You told him about the statue?"
 * Drunken Troi.
-{{quote| '''Deanna:''' Time line?! This is no time to argue about time! We don't have the time!... Look, he wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called "tequila" just to find out he was the one we're looking for. And I spent the last 20 minutes trying to keep his hands off me. So don't go criticizing my counseling technique... It's a primitive culture...I'm just trying to blend in.<br />
+{{quote|'''Deanna:''' Time line?! This is no time to argue about time! We don't have the time!... Look, he wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called "tequila" just to find out he was the one we're looking for. And I spent the last 20 minutes trying to keep his hands off me. So don't go criticizing my counseling technique... It's a primitive culture...I'm just trying to blend in.
-'''Riker:''' You're blended, all right.<br />
+'''Riker:''' You're blended, all right.
 '''Deanna:''' What was I saying? ''[[Non Sequitur Thud|*thud*]]'' }}
-** According to director ([[Directed By Cast Member|and cast member]]) Jonathan Frakes, Drunken Troi is worth the price of admission alone.
+** According to director ([[Directed by Cast Member|and cast member]]) Jonathan Frakes, Drunken Troi is worth the price of admission alone.
 * Cochrane's initial reaction to the situation:
-{{quote| '''Cochrane:''' Hot damn, you're heroic! ''*laughs*''}}
+{{quote|'''Cochrane:''' Hot damn, you're heroic! ''*laughs*''}}
 ** After Cochrane becomes convinced of the truth, Riker goes on to explain how the approaching aliens will detect his warp flight and "land right here."
-{{quote| '''Cochrane:''' Here?<br />
+{{quote|'''Cochrane:''' Here?
 '''LaForge:''' Actually, over there. }}
 * The Doctor gets probably the funniest [[Facing the Bullets One-Liner]] ever. "According to Starfleet medical research, Borg implants can cause severe skin irritation."
 ** Perhaps he'd like an analgesic cream?
-** "[[I'm a Doctor, Not A Placeholder|I'm a doctor, not a doorstop.]]"
+** "[[I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder|I'm a doctor, not a doorstop.]]"
 * '''Lily''': Borg? Sounds Swedish...
 ** Later... "Definitely not Swedish."
 * Worf's arrival to the bridge gives Riker a couple funny one-liners.
-{{quote| "Tough little ship."<br />
+{{quote|"Tough little ship."
 "You do remember how to fire phasers?" }}
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-[[Category:Star Trek (Franchise)/Funny]]
+[[Category:Star Trek: First Contact]]
-[[Category:Star Trek First Contact]]
 [[Category:Funny]]
+[[Category:Star Trek/Funny]]