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* After Spock compares V'Ger to a child, McCoy replies "This child is about to kill all life on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do, spank it?"
* After Spock compares V'Ger to a child, McCoy replies "This child is about to kill all life on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do, spank it?"
* McCoy again, after Spock rejoins the crew:
* McCoy again, after Spock rejoins the crew:
{{quote| '''Spock''': On Vulcan, I began sensing a consciousness more powerful than I have ever encountered -- thought patterns of exactingly perfect order. I believe they emanate from the intruder. I believe it may hold my answers.<br />
{{quote|'''Spock''': On Vulcan, I began sensing a consciousness more powerful than I have ever encountered -- thought patterns of exactingly perfect order. I believe they emanate from the intruder. I believe it may hold my answers.
'''McCoy''': Well, isn't it lucky for you that we're heading your way? ''[does hitchhiking gesture]''<br />
'''McCoy''': Well, isn't it lucky for you that we're heading your way? ''[does hitchhiking gesture]''
'''Kirk''': Bones! }}
'''Kirk''': Bones! }}
* McCoy again:
* McCoy again:
{{quote| '''Kirk:''' Well, for a man who swore he'd never return to Starfleet--<br />
{{quote|'''Kirk:''' Well, for a man who swore he'd never return to Starfleet--
>'''Bones:''' Just a moment, Captain, sir. I'll explain what happened. Your revered Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used reserve activation clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me! }}
'''Bones:''' Just a moment, Captain, sir. I'll explain what happened. Your revered Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used reserve activation clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me! }}
* Outtake first seen in the ABC-TV version:
* Outtake first seen in the ABC-TV version:
{{quote| After the transporter is fixed, an arriving crewman says "Someone wanted to first see 'how it scrambled OUR molecules'".<br />
{{quote|After the transporter is fixed, an arriving crewman says "Someone wanted to first see 'how it scrambled OUR molecules'".
'''Kirk''' to '''Transporter Chief Rand''': That has a familiar ring to it.... }}
'''Kirk''' to '''Transporter Chief Rand''': That has a familiar ring to it.... }}
** Given that this happened only a few scenes after Sonak's demise in that very same transporter, it's amazing that Kirk or the audience can find that funny.
** Given that this happened only a few scenes after Sonak's demise in that very same transporter, it's amazing that Kirk or the audience can find that funny.
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Latest revision as of 20:31, 28 October 2014


  • After Spock compares V'Ger to a child, McCoy replies "This child is about to kill all life on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do, spank it?"
  • McCoy again, after Spock rejoins the crew:

Spock: On Vulcan, I began sensing a consciousness more powerful than I have ever encountered -- thought patterns of exactingly perfect order. I believe they emanate from the intruder. I believe it may hold my answers.
McCoy: Well, isn't it lucky for you that we're heading your way? [does hitchhiking gesture]
Kirk: Bones!

  • McCoy again:

Kirk: Well, for a man who swore he'd never return to Starfleet--
Bones: Just a moment, Captain, sir. I'll explain what happened. Your revered Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used reserve activation clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!

  • Outtake first seen in the ABC-TV version:

After the transporter is fixed, an arriving crewman says "Someone wanted to first see 'how it scrambled OUR molecules'".
Kirk to Transporter Chief Rand: That has a familiar ring to it....

    • Given that this happened only a few scenes after Sonak's demise in that very same transporter, it's amazing that Kirk or the audience can find that funny.
  • Not intentionally funny, but Bones appearing on the ship in a funky 70s robe-like uniform, full beard and "the eye piece of the Staff of Ra" around his neck definitely elicits a laugh.