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* Eli's running commentary of the [[Apocalyptic Log]] in "Time", but particularly. |
* Eli's running commentary of the [[Apocalyptic Log]] in "Time", but particularly. |
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{{quote|''[In the video, Rush runs off during a fire fight with alien creatures]'' |
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'''Video!Eli''': Where are you going! You're crazy! He's crazy! |
'''Video!Eli''': Where are you going! You're crazy! He's crazy! |
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''[Cut back to the crew watching the video]'' |
''[Cut back to the crew watching the video]'' |
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'''Eli''': ''[turns to Rush]'' You are! |
'''Eli''': ''[turns to Rush]'' You are! |
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'''Rush''': ''[shrugs]'' }} |
'''Rush''': ''[shrugs]'' }} |
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* Also in the episode "Earth", in the first glitch with the communication stones. Colonel Young is having sex with his wife, when suddenly he and Telford switch consciousness for a few seconds, right at *ahem* a very important part in the action. When they switch back again, it goes something like this: |
* Also in the episode "Earth", in the first glitch with the communication stones. Colonel Young is having sex with his wife, when suddenly he and Telford switch consciousness for a few seconds, right at *ahem* a very important part in the action. When they switch back again, it goes something like this: |
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{{quote|'''Scott''': Telford? Sir? |
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'''Telford''': O__O |
'''Telford''': O__O |
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'''Scott''': Sir? Sir? |
'''Scott''': Sir? Sir? |
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'''Telford''': *blink* }} |
'''Telford''': *blink* }} |
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* In "Divided", the communication stones are used to bring a doctor from Earth. She becomes increasingly mortified by the weird conditions on the ship (alien venom as an anesthetic, a makeshift fiber optic camera made from a hovering camera ball, and the fact that the ship is being attacked). TJ simply responds, "Welcome to ''Destiny''." Hmm, that has a [[Everworld|certain ring to it]]. |
* In "Divided", the communication stones are used to bring a doctor from Earth. She becomes increasingly mortified by the weird conditions on the ship (alien venom as an anesthetic, a makeshift fiber optic camera made from a hovering camera ball, and the fact that the ship is being attacked). TJ simply responds, "Welcome to ''Destiny''." Hmm, that has a [[Everworld|certain ring to it]]. |
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* Chloe tries to justify having picked up archeology to Colonel Young, with Eli's help. |
* Chloe tries to justify having picked up archeology to Colonel Young, with Eli's help. |
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{{quote|'''Eli''': Say something archaeological. |
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'''Chloe''': Stratification! |
'''Chloe''': Stratification! |
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'''Eli''': That's good. |
'''Eli''': That's good. |
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'''Chloe''': Thank you. }} |
'''Chloe''': Thank you. }} |
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** Counts as an ''in-universe'' CMOF, as their rather long and awkward string of justifications ends with Young chuckling to himself once they leave the room. |
** Counts as an ''in-universe'' CMOF, as their rather long and awkward string of justifications ends with Young chuckling to himself once they leave the room. |
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** Later on, Eli claims that he called Greer out for being afraid as a joke. Because he thought that they were on that level in their relationship. |
** Later on, Eli claims that he called Greer out for being afraid as a joke. Because he thought that they were on that level in their relationship. |
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{{quote|'''Greer''': I'm going to stay up here and cover your backs. |
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'''Eli''': What are you, scared? ''*Greer gives him a stare*'' That was a joke. I'm sorry, I must have mistakenly thought we were on that level now. You know, friends who can kid each other like that? ''*Greer removes shades and switches to a full blown death stare*'' Please don't kill me? }} |
'''Eli''': What are you, scared? ''*Greer gives him a stare*'' That was a joke. I'm sorry, I must have mistakenly thought we were on that level now. You know, friends who can kid each other like that? ''*Greer removes shades and switches to a full blown death stare*'' Please don't kill me? }} |
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** Same episode, when the away team have to call in a rescue team due to the aftermath of {{spoiler|a spider attack}}, and having to explain it to Young. |
** Same episode, when the away team have to call in a rescue team due to the aftermath of {{spoiler|a spider attack}}, and having to explain it to Young. |
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{{quote|'''Scott''': {{spoiler|It was a sizable spider, sir.}}}} |
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* O'Neill is good for these. |
* O'Neill is good for these. |
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{{quote|'''Telford''': What makes us so special? |
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'''O'Neill''': I know what makes ''me'' special. }} |
'''O'Neill''': I know what makes ''me'' special. }} |
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* Greer vs. Alien Fruit. Both times ("Justice" and "Faith"). The first time, he pretends the "alien sweet potato" tastes delicious ( which was a little too generous). The second time, he eats a completely random fruit to the horror of the rest of the off-world team. |
* Greer vs. Alien Fruit. Both times ("Justice" and "Faith"). The first time, he pretends the "alien sweet potato" tastes delicious ( which was a little too generous). The second time, he eats a completely random fruit to the horror of the rest of the off-world team. |
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{{quote|'''TJ''': We don't even know if it's poisonous! |
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'''Greer''': (deadpan) We will. }} |
'''Greer''': (deadpan) We will. }} |
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** Greer vs. Alien Wildlife. "Is it something we can barbecue?" |
** Greer vs. Alien Wildlife. "Is it something we can barbecue?" |
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** Then again, in "The Hunt": Greer and Varro are carrying a wounded corporal back to the gate. They suddenly see a "space deer". Next scene: "Becker's Barbecue" on Destiny. |
** Then again, in "The Hunt": Greer and Varro are carrying a wounded corporal back to the gate. They suddenly see a "space deer". Next scene: "Becker's Barbecue" on Destiny. |
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* Eli and Young's exchange about the returning crew members' explanation in "Visitation." |
* Eli and Young's exchange about the returning crew members' explanation in "Visitation." |
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{{quote|'''Eli''': "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -Arthur C. Clarke |
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'''Young''': "Turn the mic back on." -Winston Churchill }} |
'''Young''': "Turn the mic back on." -Winston Churchill }} |
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** Apparently, Young starts to get how to make Eli understand what he wants (from "Resurgence"): |
** Apparently, Young starts to get how to make Eli understand what he wants (from "Resurgence"): |
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{{quote|'''Young''': (about how Eli should send a signal to an alien ship) "Ancient, English, Bat-Signal, and whatever else you've got."}} |
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* Volker on seeing the alien ship in "The Greater Good" |
* Volker on seeing the alien ship in "The Greater Good" |
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{{quote|'''Volker''': (deadpan) "New friends. Yay."}} |
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** In a later episode, when Rush dryly comments on their status, Brody joins in: |
** In a later episode, when Rush dryly comments on their status, Brody joins in: |
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{{quote|'''Rush''': Well at least we have a full tank of gas. |
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*Sarcastically in unison* |
*Sarcastically in unison* |
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'''Volker''' / '''Brody''': Yaaaay. }} |
'''Volker''' / '''Brody''': Yaaaay. }} |
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* The Kino mini-episodes can be full of funny: |
* The Kino mini-episodes can be full of funny: |
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** "We... turned him purple." |
** "We... turned him purple." |
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** Eli taking a Kino on a tour of the ship and getting lost. |
** Eli taking a Kino on a tour of the ship and getting lost. |
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{{quote|'''Eli''': And this room is... *looks around in confusion* I don't think I've been in here before... *wanders off camera*}} |
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** Scott catching people watching ''[[South Park]]'' when they should be exercising, and how they get him to go away: |
** Scott catching people watching ''[[South Park]]'' when they should be exercising, and how they get him to go away: |
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{{quote|'''Scott''': [About running two miles] I can do it under 23 minutes. |
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'''Eli''': Really? Funny, because there's a protein bar here that says you can't. |
'''Eli''': Really? Funny, because there's a protein bar here that says you can't. |
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[''Scott runs off, everyone goes back to watching'' ''[[South Park]]''] }} |
[''Scott runs off, everyone goes back to watching'' ''[[South Park]]''] }} |
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* When Brody attempts to turn off [[Also Sprach Zarathustra]] in "Hope", the Numa Numa song comes on. |
* When Brody attempts to turn off [[Also Sprach Zarathustra]] in "Hope", the Numa Numa song comes on. |
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** Also in "Hope", this little exchange in the medlab: |
** Also in "Hope", this little exchange in the medlab: |
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{{quote|'''Park:''' Still a lot of potential post-operative drawbacks. Infection, high blood pressure, erec..tile..dys..function...(trails off) |
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(beat) |
(beat) |
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[''Brody, TJ and Park try and fail to stifle their laughter.''] |
[''Brody, TJ and Park try and fail to stifle their laughter.''] |
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'''Volker:''' Why is that funny? }} |
'''Volker:''' Why is that funny? }} |
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* This: |
* This: |
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{{quote|'''Rush:''' You've come a long way from the videogame slacker I met one year ago. |
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'''Eli:''' Thanks... You've been pretty consistent. }} |
'''Eli:''' Thanks... You've been pretty consistent. }} |
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* Pretty much the entirety of "Common Descent" and "Epilogue," at least the parts that weren't [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|Crowning Moments Of Heartwarming]]. |
* Pretty much the entirety of "Common Descent" and "Epilogue," at least the parts that weren't [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|Crowning Moments Of Heartwarming]]. |
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{{quote|'''Volker:''' What's Rush's country called? ''Rushia?'' |
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'''Eli:''' ...Futura. |
'''Eli:''' ...Futura. |
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'''Volker:''' ...what the hell kind of name is Futura? |
'''Volker:''' ...what the hell kind of name is Futura? |
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'''Brody:''' What's wrong with Futura? |
'''Brody:''' What's wrong with Futura? |
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'''Eli:''' Well, they say that you ''(indicates Brody)'' came up with it. }} |
'''Eli:''' Well, they say that you ''(indicates Brody)'' came up with it. }} |
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** When everyone realizes where Yaozu's little words of wisdom come from. |
** When everyone realizes where Yaozu's little words of wisdom come from. |
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{{quote|'''Yaozu:''' "It is easier to know where you are going if you know where you have been." Eli Wallace. |
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'''Everyone Else:''' ''(awkward silence)'' }} |
'''Everyone Else:''' ''(awkward silence)'' }} |
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** More Futura humor. |
** More Futura humor. |
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{{quote|'''Volker:''' Maybe ''Futura'' helped. |
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'''Park:''' Isn't that a font? |
'''Park:''' Isn't that a font? |
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'''Brody:''' Will you shut up about the name? }} |
'''Brody:''' Will you shut up about the name? }} |
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** The [[Pair the Spares]] moment. |
** The [[Pair the Spares]] moment. |
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{{quote|'''Eli:''' Me and...Private Barnes? |
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'''Chloe:''' You know...if you want to pursue that? }} |
'''Chloe:''' You know...if you want to pursue that? }} |
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** One of the last Kino recordings is of Brody...complaining. |
** One of the last Kino recordings is of Brody...complaining. |
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{{quote|'''Brody:''' [[Grumpy Old Man|All these kids...running around, dancing. Always dancing. Tearing up my lawn! When I was a kid, people had respect--]] ''(recording shuts off)''}} |
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{{reflist}} |
{{reflist}} |
Revision as of 07:57, 7 August 2014
- Eli's running commentary of the Apocalyptic Log in "Time", but particularly.
[In the video, Rush runs off during a fire fight with alien creatures] |
- Also in the episode "Earth", in the first glitch with the communication stones. Colonel Young is having sex with his wife, when suddenly he and Telford switch consciousness for a few seconds, right at *ahem* a very important part in the action. When they switch back again, it goes something like this:
Scott: Telford? Sir? |
- In "Divided", the communication stones are used to bring a doctor from Earth. She becomes increasingly mortified by the weird conditions on the ship (alien venom as an anesthetic, a makeshift fiber optic camera made from a hovering camera ball, and the fact that the ship is being attacked). TJ simply responds, "Welcome to Destiny." Hmm, that has a certain ring to it.
- Chloe tries to justify having picked up archeology to Colonel Young, with Eli's help.
Eli: Say something archaeological. |
- Counts as an in-universe CMOF, as their rather long and awkward string of justifications ends with Young chuckling to himself once they leave the room.
- Later on, Eli claims that he called Greer out for being afraid as a joke. Because he thought that they were on that level in their relationship.
Greer: I'm going to stay up here and cover your backs. |
- Same episode, when the away team have to call in a rescue team due to the aftermath of a spider attack, and having to explain it to Young.
Scott: It was a sizable spider, sir. |
- O'Neill is good for these.
Telford: What makes us so special? |
- Greer vs. Alien Fruit. Both times ("Justice" and "Faith"). The first time, he pretends the "alien sweet potato" tastes delicious ( which was a little too generous). The second time, he eats a completely random fruit to the horror of the rest of the off-world team.
TJ: We don't even know if it's poisonous! |
- Greer vs. Alien Wildlife. "Is it something we can barbecue?"
- Then again, in "The Hunt": Greer and Varro are carrying a wounded corporal back to the gate. They suddenly see a "space deer". Next scene: "Becker's Barbecue" on Destiny.
- Eli and Young's exchange about the returning crew members' explanation in "Visitation."
Eli: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -Arthur C. Clarke |
- Apparently, Young starts to get how to make Eli understand what he wants (from "Resurgence"):
Young: (about how Eli should send a signal to an alien ship) "Ancient, English, Bat-Signal, and whatever else you've got." |
- Volker on seeing the alien ship in "The Greater Good"
Volker: (deadpan) "New friends. Yay." |
- In a later episode, when Rush dryly comments on their status, Brody joins in:
Rush: Well at least we have a full tank of gas.
Volker / Brody: Yaaaay. |
- The Kino mini-episodes can be full of funny:
- "We... turned him purple."
- Eli taking a Kino on a tour of the ship and getting lost.
Eli: And this room is... *looks around in confusion* I don't think I've been in here before... *wanders off camera* |
- Scott catching people watching South Park when they should be exercising, and how they get him to go away:
Scott: [About running two miles] I can do it under 23 minutes. |
- When Brody attempts to turn off Also Sprach Zarathustra in "Hope", the Numa Numa song comes on.
- Also in "Hope", this little exchange in the medlab:
Park: Still a lot of potential post-operative drawbacks. Infection, high blood pressure, erec..tile..dys..function...(trails off) |
- This:
Rush: You've come a long way from the videogame slacker I met one year ago. |
- Pretty much the entirety of "Common Descent" and "Epilogue," at least the parts that weren't Crowning Moments Of Heartwarming.
Volker: What's Rush's country called? Rushia? |
- When everyone realizes where Yaozu's little words of wisdom come from.
Yaozu: "It is easier to know where you are going if you know where you have been." Eli Wallace. |
- More Futura humor.
Volker: Maybe Futura helped. |
- The Pair the Spares moment.
Eli: Me and...Private Barnes? |
- One of the last Kino recordings is of Brody...complaining.
Brody: All these kids...running around, dancing. Always dancing. Tearing up my lawn! When I was a kid, people had respect-- (recording shuts off) |