Stating the Simple Solution/Quotes

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Charlie Brown: Do you wear glasses because you’re farsighted or nearsighted?
Linus: Which is which?
Charlie Brown: Well farsighted is when you can… or is that nearsighted? Farsighted is when you can see things that are… Or is that the other way around? (Becomes flustered.) Maybe it’s when you… Or maybe… Or maybe it’s…
Linus: I wear glasses so I can see better!