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** "When I order fast food, nobody speaks English!" |
** "When I order fast food, nobody speaks English!" |
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* "How does the man who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?" |
* "How does the man who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?" |
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* "Why does my VCR always flash '12:00'?" |
* "Why does my VCR always flash '12:00'?" |
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** (Reason: You're an idiot who can't comprehend simple procedures.) |
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* "Why are there instructions in Braille on the drive-through ATM's?" |
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* [[Running Gag|"What's the deal with airline food?"]] |
* [[Running Gag|"What's the deal with airline food?"]] |
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* "I just can't understand women at all. No guy can." |
* "I just can't understand women at all. No guy can." |
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* "If [[Gilligan's Island|the Professor]] could build a radio transmitter out of [[Bamboo Technology|bamboo and coconuts]], why couldn't he fix the damn boat?" |
* "If [[Gilligan's Island|the Professor]] could build a radio transmitter out of [[Bamboo Technology|bamboo and coconuts]], why couldn't he fix the damn boat?" |
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** (Reason: No worries about tenure or students, he gets to work on whatever he wants, he has no apparent competition for two hot women... why would he ''want'' to fix the boat?) |
** (Reason: No worries about tenure or students, he gets to work on whatever he wants, he has no apparent competition for two hot women... why would he ''want'' to fix the boat?) |
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* Pretending to explain the joke to someone in the front row. |
* Pretending to explain the joke to someone in the front row. |
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** Soaking up as much applause as possible, commenting that it helps stretch out their act (which stretches out their act even more). |
** Soaking up as much applause as possible, commenting that it helps stretch out their act (which stretches out their act even more). |
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==Web Animation== |
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==Western Animation == |
==Western Animation == |
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* A [[Dilbert]] cartoon referenced '''Stock Shticks''' when Dilbert entered a stand-up competition 'with the mandatory categories; [[Dan Quayle]], Flatulence and the [[Mattress Tag Gag|warning labels on mattresses]]' |
* A [[Dilbert]] cartoon referenced '''Stock Shticks''' when Dilbert entered a stand-up competition 'with the mandatory categories; [[Dan Quayle]], Flatulence and the [[Mattress Tag Gag|warning labels on mattresses]]' |