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* [[Running Gag|"What's the deal with airline food?"]]

* "I just can't understand women at all. No guy can."

* "All men are stupid." (oddly, this is mostly used by male comedians, notably Tim Allen)

* "All men are stupid." (oddly, this is mostly used by male comedians, notably [[Tim Allen]])

** [[Directionless Driver|"Men don't ask for directions."]]

** "Men are simple; women are complex."

** Parodied in ''[[The Simpsons]]'' with Rainier "McBain" Wolfcastle's "Why do men leave the toilet seat up?...[[Don't Explain the Joke|That's the joke]]."

** Parodied in ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'' with Rainier "McBain" Wolfcastle's "Why do men leave the toilet seat up?...[[Don't Explain the Joke|That's the joke]]."

* "[[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|In Soviet Russia]], comedy stands you up!" (originally the shtick of [[Yakov Smirnoff]])

* "Kids these days..."

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** (Reason: No worries about tenure or students, he gets to work on whatever he wants, he has no apparent competition for two hot women... why would he ''want'' to fix the boat?)

* Pretending to explain the joke to someone in the front row.

** Slowly, in words of one syllable.

** Soaking up as much applause as possible, commenting that it helps stretch out their act (which stretches out their act even more).

* "How do you like my clothes/hairstyle?" (while sporting an [[Outdated Outfit]] or bad hair)

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==Western Animation ==

* A [[Dilbert]] cartoon referenced '''Stock Shticks''' when Dilbert entered a stand-up competition 'with the mandatory categories; [[Dan Quayle]], Flatulence and the [[Mattress Tag Gag|warning labels on mattresses]]'

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:What ''is'' the deal with airline food, anyway?