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 {{quote|'''Peter''': My black son, my black son/ Now everyday my heart is getting bigger/ Don't even remember sleeping with that lady/But I did...}}
 * Wendy Testaburger did a version of the "Miss Susie" song in one episode of ''[[South Park]].''
-{{quote|Mrs Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.
+{{quote|Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
+she cooked food in a wok,
-Mr Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big
+Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
-Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit
+and he had a great big
-And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
+Cock-a-doodle-doodle,
-Shih Tzus make good house pets. They're cuddly and sweet.
+the rooster just won't quit,
-Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their
+And I don't want my breakfast,
-Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,
+because it tastes like
-The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his
+Shih Tzus make good house pets,
-Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt
+they're cuddly and sweet,
-Mrs Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a
+Monkeys aren't good to have,
-Contaminated water can really make you sick.
+'cos they like to beat their
-Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your
+Meeting in the office,
-Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
+a meeting in the hall,
-And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying [[Subverted Trope|fuck]]. }}
+The boss he wants to see you,
+so you can suck his
+Balzac was a writer,
+he lived with Allen Funt,
+Mrs. Roberts didn't like him,
+but that's 'cos she's a
+Cont<ref>In a [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]] moment they got away with this first syllable being pronounced [[Country Matters|Cunt]]</ref>aminated water,
+can really make you sick,
+Your bladder gets infected,
+and [[Squick|blood comes]] out your
+Dictate what I'm saying,
+'cos it will bring you luck,
+and if you all don't like it,
+I don't give a flying [[Subverted Trope|fuck!]] }}
 ** [[The Movie]] contains the [[Camp Gay|Big Gay Al]] song "I'm Super", which refrains from using the word "gay" until the [[Truck Driver's Gear Change]] final chorus.
 ** Also from the movie: