Suspicious Spending/Quotes

“Mr. X, may we ask you a question?
It's amazing, is it not,
That the city pays you slightly less than fifty bucks a week,
Yet you've purchased a private yacht?

“I am positive your Honor must be joking!
Any working man can do what I have done.
For a month or two I simply gave up smoking,
And I put my extra pennies one by one

“Into a little tin box,
A little tin box

That a little tin key unlocks."

—"Little Tin Box," Fiorello!

A.J.: How did you get all this stuff?

Timmy: Internet? Inheritance? ... I - inherited the Internet.

—Fairly Oddparents