Tales From the Table/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "You can't cross off wisdom and put down sex power!"
  • The group arguing over what the first random encounter should be, culminating in a robot. Also tossed out were a handsome prince and an army of clones of the Big Bad.
  • "What should we do first?" "Get something to eat!"
  • After an inspiring speech by the DM, this happens.

Thordin: WAIT! ...I'm gonna try to loot the monk.

  • Nearly anything Rufus does.
  • Thordin's Screaming Warrior moment.
  • Falcore and Rufus go toe-to-toe with the robot...and end up headbutting each other.