Thank You for Smoking/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • All the MOD dinners. Especially when they are speaking about Heather's tits.
  • The conversation between the senator and the interviewer.

"Care to comment, senator?"
"The-- I-- Tch-- No."
"Eloquent in its brevity."

  • "The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese!"