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* [[Aerosol Flamethrower]]: Kristen uses one to set the turkey on fire.

* [[All Women Are Prudes]]: Ali is a self-proclaimed one, but she is an idiot, and the others are quick to point out she is, in fact, a slut.

* [[Amicably Divorced]]: Sheriff Roud seems pretty unfazed by his wife's request for a divorce:

{{quote|'''Sheriff Roud:''' "Goddamn Sheryl! That coffee tastes like shit! What you do, take a dump in it?"

'''Sheryl:''' "As a matter of fact, I sure did. I want a fuckin' divorce!"

'''Sheriff Roud:''' "... Awright then." }}

* [[An Axe to Grind]]: The turkey kills Oscar's dog, and the pilgrim in the opening (plus another in a flashback) with one.

* [[Anything That Moves]]: A motorist stops for the turkey due to wanting to have sex with it.

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* [[Ho Yay]]: Darren and Billy.

* [[The Hunter]]: Oscar.

* [[I Drank What]]:

* [[I Drank What]]: Sheriff Rouds drinks coffee that tastes like shit. [[Squick|For obvious reasons...]]

{{quote|'''Sheriff Roud:''' "Goddamn Sheryl! That coffee tastes like shit! What you do, take a dump in it?"

'''Sheryl:''' "As a matter of fact, I sure did. I want a fuckin' divorce!"

'''Sheriff Roud:''' "... Awright then." }}

* [[I Have a Family]]: Said by a guy the turkey holds at gunpoint. To be a dick, the turkey forces him to call his daughter, then kills him.

* [[I Love Nuclear Power]]: After being shot in the head, the turkey is revived by radioactive waste contained by the dumpster he lands in.