The Chosen Four/Funny

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  • WHY WOULD YOU EVEN HAVE THIS?!?!
  • The whole bedwetting conversation when Ness and Co return to Eagleland. To Clarify, afraid of losing Ness his sister reveals he wets the bed... and Jeff promptly admits he did it too. It doesn't help.
  • After Poo's introduction, the party wonders how awesome he is... and then they see he's level 25 to their 40's.
  • Almost any ANYTIME Tony makes an appearance.
    • "I gotta go Tony, or your bubbles are gonna fill the page.
    • "What followed was the most intense beginning to a conversation ever."
    • "Ohhh we're ghosts!"
      • "We're Not Dead you idiot"
  • Jeff's hair after his introduction.
  • "DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME?! I CAN'T GET ANY MORE ON FIRE!"
  • "Where do you kids even get this kind of cash?" "We earned it by beating up elemental spirits." "...Sorry I asked."
  • ..."I'm WHAT, Ness!?"
  • When Jeff finds a bomb, but doesn't have room for it. He decides to throw it in a room of monsters and lock the door. The following exchange is hilarious:

Paula: What was that?!
Jeff: ...About 2100 experience points.


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