Aunt Betty: "You found that - Troy, you had no business there." Troy McGreggor: "My father is my business." Tom Servo: "Al Lewis, as grandma." Aunt Betty: "Oh Troy, I'm sorry. I only want you to forget him, to carry on with your own life." Crow: "Y,know, once you get one." Troy McGreggor: "Am I like him?" Mike (as Aunt Betty): "No, he was masculine and likable" Aunt Betty: "Yes. You're very much like him." Servo (as Aunt Betty): "If I'm thinking of the right guy."
Zap Rowsdower: "What's your name, laddy?" Troy McGreggor: "Troy McGreggor." Zap Rowsdower: "I'm Rowsdower... Zap Rowsdower." Crow: "Well, my name is Bilge Stinkwater." Later Crow: "So, Rowsdower: Is that a stupid name, or...?"
Tom: Oh baby, Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Crow: He comes to save the day in a broken truck. Mike: With stinky denim jacket on his back. Crow: He couldn't help this movie, which really sucked. Mike: But, at least we didn't have to see him play hackie sack. Tom: (spoken) What? Mike: (spoken) I'm sorry, I panicked. Tom: (spoken) Well, wake up, this is important to be damn it! Crow: (while Tom's and Mike's discussion) Roowwwssssddoooowwweerrr... Mike: (spoken) Well, I'll try to do better! Tom: (spoken) Shh! Shh! Here it comes! Listen! Crow and Tom: (singing) Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world! Mike: (singing) Rowsdower saves us..... Tom: (spoken) No, no, Mike, that section's over ya non-musical mook! Mike: (spoken) Well, sorry.
Crow: "Aw, c'mon, just one more sacrifice!" Mike: "Well, alright, but this is the final sacrifice!