The Hagakure/Funny

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  • Two men (Matsudaira Izu no kami and Master Mizuno Kenmotsu) have this conversation.

Matsudaira: "You're such a useful person. It's shame that you're so short."

Master Kenmotsu: "That's true. Sometimes somethings in this world don't go the way we would like. Now if I were to cut off your head and attach it to the bottom of my feet, I would be taller. But that's something that couldn't be done."

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