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* The Punchline to Episode 5: ''Hypnotized'' |
* The Punchline to Episode 5: ''Hypnotized'' |
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** The start of the session qualifies too. |
** The start of the session qualifies too. |
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{{quote|Joker: If this works, and I wake up, and my pants are off..." |
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{{spoiler|Dr. Strange}}: You will not do anything under hypnosis that you would not do in a concious state. |
{{spoiler|Dr. Strange}}: You will not do anything under hypnosis that you would not do in a concious state. |
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Joker: Like I said, if this works, and I wake up, and my pants are off... }} |
Joker: Like I said, if this works, and I wake up, and my pants are off... }} |
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* During the cafeteria scene, Harley is ranting about how letting inmates wear masks is a negative step in their recovery, and how it's only a matter of time before it effects things they do in everyday life... and the Scarecrow comes in, sits down, and struggles to eat a sandwhich while wearing his mask. Even better, Harley tries to haltingly continue her rant, and the Joker just stares at him the whole time. |
* During the cafeteria scene, Harley is ranting about how letting inmates wear masks is a negative step in their recovery, and how it's only a matter of time before it effects things they do in everyday life... and the Scarecrow comes in, sits down, and struggles to eat a sandwhich while wearing his mask. Even better, Harley tries to haltingly continue her rant, and the Joker just stares at him the whole time. |
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** And then Scarecrow notices there's a bite out of his sandwich. How did that get there? |
** And then Scarecrow notices there's a bite out of his sandwich. How did that get there? |
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* Episode 10: ''Car Trouble'' - "Take your top off." "... What?" "The top of the convertible. Get your mind out of the gutter!" |
* Episode 10: ''Car Trouble'' - "Take your top off." "... What?" "The top of the convertible. Get your mind out of the gutter!" |
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{{quote|'''Ted the Bum''': Actually, I've been living in a gutter.}} |
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* Episode 14: ''Killing Kopski'' - {{spoiler|The Joker can be seen sneaking around a cop's apartment, and ends up killing him in the bathroom. [[Running Gag|Then he realizes that he's in the wrong apartment.]]}} |
* Episode 14: ''Killing Kopski'' - {{spoiler|The Joker can be seen sneaking around a cop's apartment, and ends up killing him in the bathroom. [[Running Gag|Then he realizes that he's in the wrong apartment.]]}} |
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* Episode 15: ''Get Me to the Church On Time'' - Just about everything with Ted the Bum. |
* Episode 15: ''Get Me to the Church On Time'' - Just about everything with Ted the Bum. |
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* The entire preformance of the irish/scottish priest. |
* The entire preformance of the irish/scottish priest. |
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* This line is always priceless |
* This line is always priceless |
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{{quote|"WAKEUP" |
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"Wha..." |
"Wha..." |
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"GOTOSLEEP" *SMASH* }} |
"GOTOSLEEP" *SMASH* }} |
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* The Joker brags to Harleen that he's poking around her office, then notices the picture of Dr. Arkham's wife. "I'm in the wrong office." |
* The Joker brags to Harleen that he's poking around her office, then notices the picture of Dr. Arkham's wife. "I'm in the wrong office." |
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* From the bonus 'Out of Gas' scene: |
* From the bonus 'Out of Gas' scene: |
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{{quote|'''Ted the Bum''': I used to be a- |
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'''Joker''': Don't...Don't finish that sentence. |
'''Joker''': Don't...Don't finish that sentence. }} |
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Latest revision as of 16:12, 16 April 2020
You know you shouldn't be laughing, but you can't help it, can you?
- The Punchline to Episode 5: Hypnotized
- The start of the session qualifies too.
Joker: If this works, and I wake up, and my pants are off..." |
- During the cafeteria scene, Harley is ranting about how letting inmates wear masks is a negative step in their recovery, and how it's only a matter of time before it effects things they do in everyday life... and the Scarecrow comes in, sits down, and struggles to eat a sandwhich while wearing his mask. Even better, Harley tries to haltingly continue her rant, and the Joker just stares at him the whole time.
- And then Scarecrow notices there's a bite out of his sandwich. How did that get there?
- Episode 10: Car Trouble - "Take your top off." "... What?" "The top of the convertible. Get your mind out of the gutter!"
Ted the Bum: Actually, I've been living in a gutter. |
- Episode 14: Killing Kopski - The Joker can be seen sneaking around a cop's apartment, and ends up killing him in the bathroom. Then he realizes that he's in the wrong apartment.
- Episode 15: Get Me to the Church On Time - Just about everything with Ted the Bum.
- "You just lost your gun priviliges! If you had hit Pearl, you could have kept it."
- One episode later, Ted's gun privileges get re-instated just as the cops start opening fire.
- Episode 8: BRB - "It always comes down to making a choice. One or the other. It's the fork in the throat-- road, the fork in the road. [[[Beat]]] Henry's the one with the, uh, fork in the throat." Perfect Black Comedy one-liner, perfectly delivered.
- The cartoonish way the Joker tried to prop himself up against the door Batman is trying to get through.
- The entire preformance of the irish/scottish priest.
- This line is always priceless
"WAKEUP" |
- The Joker brags to Harleen that he's poking around her office, then notices the picture of Dr. Arkham's wife. "I'm in the wrong office."
- From the bonus 'Out of Gas' scene:
Ted the Bum: I used to be a- |
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