The Karate Kid/Funny

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    • Miyagi is doing his "catch the fly with the chopsticks" bit, and Daniel walks in.

    Daniel: What are you doing?
    Miyagi: Man who catch fly with chopsticks, accomplish anything!
    Daniel: May I try? *almost immediately catches the fly* Look! Mr. Miyagi! I did it!
    Miyagi: *throws his chopsticks down in disgust* You beginner's luck!


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