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* Earlier example, also from Numata: when Sasayama, er, "persuades" the Kurosagi crew to do some charity work at an old folk's home, he offers to use his corpse-dowsing ability to figure out ''who will die next.'' {{spoiler|It works.}}
* Earlier example, also from Numata: when Sasayama, er, "persuades" the Kurosagi crew to do some charity work at an old folk's home, he offers to use his corpse-dowsing ability to figure out ''who will die next.'' {{spoiler|It works.}}
* From Vol 6:
* From Vol 6:
{{quote| '''Sasayama:''' It isn't going to be one of those things where I'm going to open it, and there's going to be this woman inside with all her limbs cut off, but still alive?<br />
{{quote|'''Sasayama:''' It isn't going to be one of those things where I'm going to open it, and there's going to be this woman inside with all her limbs cut off, but still alive?
'''Karatsu:''' ...what?<br />
'''Karatsu:''' ...what?
'''Sasayama:''' Nothing... [[MPD Psycho|Just something that happened to me once]]. Anyway, ever since then, I've had this trauma about opening anything bigger than a breadbox.<br />
'''Sasayama:''' Nothing... [[MPD Psycho|Just something that happened to me once]]. Anyway, ever since then, I've had this trauma about opening anything bigger than a breadbox.<br />
'''Numata:''' No worries, man! One, it's a he, two, he's got all his limbs, and three, he's ''definitely'' dead! }}
'''Numata:''' No worries, man! One, it's a he, two, he's got all his limbs, and three, he's ''definitely'' dead! }}
* From the first volume:
* From the first volume:
{{quote| '''Sasaki:''' I say we use this money as a start-up capital...and find the others all around us who need a service for their last bodies...[[Title Drop|The Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service.]]<br />
{{quote|'''Sasaki:''' I say we use this money as a start-up capital...and find the others all around us who need a service for their last bodies...[[Title Drop|The Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service.]]<br />
'''Karatsu:''' Tell me again...Why'd we agree to her idea...?<br />
'''Karatsu:''' Tell me again...Why'd we agree to her idea...?<br />
'''Numata:''' Because we're all completely unemployable?<br />
'''Numata:''' Because we're all completely unemployable?<br />
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* Yet another from Numata: "She's dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange..."
* Yet another from Numata: "She's dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange..."
* A corpse appears to have moved under its own power:
* A corpse appears to have moved under its own power:
{{quote| '''Yata:''' I don't think the police are going to buy that the corpse moved itself.<br />
{{quote|'''Yata:''' I don't think the police are going to buy that the corpse moved itself.
'''Kerellis:''' "No, officer, I'm not saying the dead ''walk'', I'm just saying they ''crawl'' once in a while!" }}
'''Kerellis:''' "No, officer, I'm not saying the dead ''walk'', I'm just saying they ''crawl'' once in a while!" }}
* Kerellis gets pissed: "I've got a middle finger for you, and it's made out of ''felt!''"
* Kerellis gets pissed: "I've got a middle finger for you, and it's made out of ''felt!''"
* From volume 12. Numata and Yata [[Strange Minds Think Alike|both jump separately to the same odd conclusion.]]
* From volume 12. Numata and Yata [[Strange Minds Think Alike|both jump separately to the same odd conclusion.]]
{{quote| '''Yata:''' I was just thinking they reminded me of Clara and the grandfather in [[Heidi Girl of the Alps|Heidi, Girl of the Alps.]]<br />
{{quote|'''Yata:''' I was just thinking they reminded me of Clara and the grandfather in [[Heidi, Girl of the Alps]].
'''Numata:''' (a page later) Old man, it's no use! Clara ain't ever gonna walk again...
'''Numata:''' (a page later) Old man, it's no use! Clara ain't ever gonna walk again... }}
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  • Volume 10. "A corpse is a corpse/Of course, of course/And no-one can talk to a corpse, of course..."
  • "I'm not a geek! I'm a nerd! We're smarter!"
  • Earlier example, also from Numata: when Sasayama, er, "persuades" the Kurosagi crew to do some charity work at an old folk's home, he offers to use his corpse-dowsing ability to figure out who will die next. It works.
  • From Vol 6:

Sasayama: It isn't going to be one of those things where I'm going to open it, and there's going to be this woman inside with all her limbs cut off, but still alive?
Karatsu: ...what?
Sasayama: Nothing... Just something that happened to me once. Anyway, ever since then, I've had this trauma about opening anything bigger than a breadbox.

Numata: No worries, man! One, it's a he, two, he's got all his limbs, and three, he's definitely dead!

  • From the first volume:

Sasaki: I say we use this money as a start-up capital...and find the others all around us who need a service for their last bodies...The Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service.

Karatsu: Tell me again...Why'd we agree to her idea...?

Numata: Because we're all completely unemployable?

Karatsu: Oh yeah..right.

  • Yet another from Numata: "She's dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange..."
  • A corpse appears to have moved under its own power:

Yata: I don't think the police are going to buy that the corpse moved itself.
Kerellis: "No, officer, I'm not saying the dead walk, I'm just saying they crawl once in a while!"

Yata: I was just thinking they reminded me of Clara and the grandfather in Heidi, Girl of the Alps.
Numata: (a page later) Old man, it's no use! Clara ain't ever gonna walk again...

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