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* The Fork. And it's many appearances. |
* The Fork. And it's many appearances. |
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* Jack using a stinging hex...on Bellatrix...on her arse. This is after he notes that at the Time Agency she would have been just his type. Coupled with this line: |
* Jack using a stinging hex...on Bellatrix...on her arse. This is after he notes that at the Time Agency she would have been just his type. Coupled with this line: |
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{{quote|'''Jack''': [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|Come on, then. Let's dance!]]}} |
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* Jack messing with Bellatrix further: "Aww, calm down, crazy kitty. Maybe you and I should go somewhere quiet and work out a few of your anger issues." |
* Jack messing with Bellatrix further: "Aww, calm down, crazy kitty. Maybe you and I should go somewhere quiet and work out a few of your anger issues." |
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* Ianto constantly snarking, and when he finally learns the Silencio spell, much to Owen's discomfort. |
* Ianto constantly snarking, and when he finally learns the Silencio spell, much to Owen's discomfort. |
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* Jack and Gwen manipulating Skeeter into being fired by talking about a lot of false gossip such as Harry and Snape getting together and other hilarious things. |
* Jack and Gwen manipulating Skeeter into being fired by talking about a lot of false gossip such as Harry and Snape getting together and other hilarious things. |
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* Ianto snarking (interaction paraphrased): |
* Ianto snarking (interaction paraphrased): |
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{{quote|'''Hufflepuff Firstie''': *about two slytherins acting strangely about her* Dunno. Two big tough kids. All muscle and no brains. |
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'''Ianto''': You just described their entire Quidditch team. }} |
'''Ianto''': You just described their entire Quidditch team. }} |
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* In chapter 56, Jack and Ianto are playing around with the {{spoiler|Room of Requirement}} and Jack wishes for {{spoiler|Umbridge's}} clothes, letting her keep her underwear. Cut to: |
* In chapter 56, Jack and Ianto are playing around with the {{spoiler|Room of Requirement}} and Jack wishes for {{spoiler|Umbridge's}} clothes, letting her keep her underwear. Cut to: |
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{{quote|Dinner in the Great Hall had suddenly become a great deal more interesting.}} |
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* Owen and Ianto's Quidditch Commentary. All of it. |
* Owen and Ianto's Quidditch Commentary. All of it. |
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{{quote|'''Owen''': And on the Slytherin side, we've got Ogden, Stroulger, Urquhart, Travers, Crabbe, Goyle and Harper. So... that's five and a half mountain trolls, and a name-thief.}} |
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* Harry goes to ask Jack for help getting a date that isn't psycho. Cue offers of poisoning, Nott having an "understanding" with Luna that would allow her to date Nott and go out as friends with Harry, and a discussion of Owen poisoning Wizarding minds by teaching them dirty Muggle words and everyone blaming Owen for everything. |
* Harry goes to ask Jack for help getting a date that isn't psycho. Cue offers of poisoning, Nott having an "understanding" with Luna that would allow her to date Nott and go out as friends with Harry, and a discussion of Owen poisoning Wizarding minds by teaching them dirty Muggle words and everyone blaming Owen for everything. |
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{{quote|'''Zabini''': That understanding being that she's crazy and in three months' time you'll technically be a paedophile?}} |
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* When Snape uses the word 'master': |
* When Snape uses the word 'master': |
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{{quote|'''Draco''': We don't use that word in the dungeons anymore, Professor. Jack maims people for it.}} |
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* This exchange in Chapter 80 is pure gold: |
* This exchange in Chapter 80 is pure gold: |
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{{quote|'''Draco''': So put me in detention! Report me to Dumbledore! |
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'''Snape''': You know perfectly well that I do not wish to do either of those things. |
'''Snape''': You know perfectly well that I do not wish to do either of those things. |
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'''Draco''': You'd better stop telling me to come to your office then. People might get the wrong idea. |
'''Draco''': You'd better stop telling me to come to your office then. People might get the wrong idea. |
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'''Snape''': You've been spending far too much time with that Harkness boy. }} |
'''Snape''': You've been spending far too much time with that Harkness boy. }} |
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* Owen's methods of psychological torture. |
* Owen's methods of psychological torture. |
Latest revision as of 14:05, 7 August 2014
- The Fork. And it's many appearances.
- Jack using a stinging hex...on Bellatrix...on her arse. This is after he notes that at the Time Agency she would have been just his type. Coupled with this line:
- Jack messing with Bellatrix further: "Aww, calm down, crazy kitty. Maybe you and I should go somewhere quiet and work out a few of your anger issues."
- Ianto constantly snarking, and when he finally learns the Silencio spell, much to Owen's discomfort.
- Jack complaining to Draco and Harry that they're acting like a pair of jealous girlfriends about him. Also his various insinuations of UST between the two.
- Jack and Gwen manipulating Skeeter into being fired by talking about a lot of false gossip such as Harry and Snape getting together and other hilarious things.
- Ianto snarking (interaction paraphrased):
Hufflepuff Firstie: *about two slytherins acting strangely about her* Dunno. Two big tough kids. All muscle and no brains. |
- In chapter 56, Jack and Ianto are playing around with the Room of Requirement and Jack wishes for Umbridge's clothes, letting her keep her underwear. Cut to:
Dinner in the Great Hall had suddenly become a great deal more interesting. |
- Owen and Ianto's Quidditch Commentary. All of it.
Owen: And on the Slytherin side, we've got Ogden, Stroulger, Urquhart, Travers, Crabbe, Goyle and Harper. So... that's five and a half mountain trolls, and a name-thief. |
- Harry goes to ask Jack for help getting a date that isn't psycho. Cue offers of poisoning, Nott having an "understanding" with Luna that would allow her to date Nott and go out as friends with Harry, and a discussion of Owen poisoning Wizarding minds by teaching them dirty Muggle words and everyone blaming Owen for everything.
Zabini: That understanding being that she's crazy and in three months' time you'll technically be a paedophile? |
- When Snape uses the word 'master':
Draco: We don't use that word in the dungeons anymore, Professor. Jack maims people for it. |
- This exchange in Chapter 80 is pure gold:
Draco: So put me in detention! Report me to Dumbledore! |
- Owen's methods of psychological torture.
- The first half of Chapter 94. Particularly the Polyjuice section and Jack's smirking.