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* [[Bribing Your Way to Victory]]: Repeatedly. Eventually someone on the staff [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/440/ told the boss about "micropayments"]. See the next pages. |
* [[Bribing Your Way to Victory]]: Repeatedly. Eventually someone on the staff [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/440/ told the boss about "micropayments"]. See the next pages. |
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* [[Bullying a Dragon]]: Baron Wolfgang Von Epeen became the leader of Efficient Omniscience and decided to talk trash to Absolute Endgame - even after he was told that one of the developers was in their guild. |
* [[Bullying a Dragon]]: Baron Wolfgang Von Epeen became the leader of Efficient Omniscience and decided to talk trash to Absolute Endgame - even after he was told that one of the developers was in their guild. |
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* [[Call Back]]: [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/79/ Arsemode] has shown up several times, in increasingly elaborate variants. [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/88/ Double arsemode]. [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/236/ Quantum-arsemode!] [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/348/ Group arsemode]. [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/357/ Arsemode] again] |
* [[Call Back]]: [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/79/ Arsemode] has shown up several times, in increasingly elaborate variants. [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/88/ Double arsemode]. [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/118/ Ambrose] runs ahead. [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/236/ Quantum-arsemode!] [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/348/ Group arsemode]. [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/357/ Arsemode] again] |
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* [[Chekhov's Gun]]: Tacobell's amulet. Used [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/129/ here]. Explained two pages later. |
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* [[Cluster Bleep Bomb]]: The Devs briefly introduced a filter to censor all homophobic comments, which rendered D34dly incomprehensible. [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/348/ Yeah, it was gay.] |
* [[Cluster Bleep Bomb]]: The Devs briefly introduced a filter to censor all homophobic comments, which rendered D34dly incomprehensible. [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/348/ Yeah, it was gay.] |
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* [[Death Is Cheap]]: Like most [[MMORPG|MMORPGs]] |
* [[Death Is Cheap]]: Like most [[MMORPG|MMORPGs]] |
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* [[Fake Ultimate Hero]]: Ohforf has become this [[The Fool|completely by accident]], {{spoiler|killing a new raid boss through a series of coincidences}}. |
* [[Fake Ultimate Hero]]: Ohforf has become this [[The Fool|completely by accident]], {{spoiler|killing a new raid boss through a series of coincidences}}. |
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** Ohforf didn't even {{spoiler|kill the raid boss}}. It swallowed the new GM, burned its insides on the GM's flaming staff and killed itself on the stalactites, then landed at Ohforf's feet. That's why {{spoiler|the new GM got the uber-buff, not Ohforf'.}} |
** Ohforf didn't even {{spoiler|kill the raid boss}}. It swallowed the new GM, burned its insides on the GM's flaming staff and killed itself on the stalactites, then landed at Ohforf's feet. That's why {{spoiler|the new GM got the uber-buff, not Ohforf'.}} |
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** [[Achievements in Ignorance]]: He did actually [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/130/ kill a vampire] without noticing, however. |
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* [[Five-Bad Band]]: The PKers, although the band's lineup could be interpreted one of two ways. |
* [[Five-Bad Band]]: The PKers, although the band's lineup could be interpreted one of two ways. |
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** [[The Big Bad]]: Fred the Dread (main leader of the PKers and causer of the most mayhem) or Drakoola (the actual Guild Leader) |
** [[The Big Bad]]: Fred the Dread (main leader of the PKers and causer of the most mayhem) or Drakoola (the actual Guild Leader) |
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* [[Flanderization]]: D34dly D34dly started out as a bit ditzy. He evolved into someone who seems to be functionally retarded about everything that isn't PvP. |
* [[Flanderization]]: D34dly D34dly started out as a bit ditzy. He evolved into someone who seems to be functionally retarded about everything that isn't PvP. |
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* [[Genius Ditz]]: D34dly D34dly. He's pretty damn good at PvP, but doesn't seem to have even the slightest bit of common sense or basic knowledge about anything else ("[http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/237/ This map sucks, there's no South on it. The only direction shown is North!]"). |
* [[Genius Ditz]]: D34dly D34dly. He's pretty damn good at PvP, but doesn't seem to have even the slightest bit of common sense or basic knowledge about anything else ("[http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/237/ This map sucks, there's no South on it. The only direction shown is North!]"). |
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* [[GIRL]]: [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/365/ Loads!] |
* [[GIRL]]: You see, "[http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/113/ disguisin's all about subtle details]" (see the next page, too). [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/365/ Loads!] |
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* [[Gone Horribly Wrong]]: Around 80% of the things the devs do. [[Hilarity Ensues]]. |
* [[Gone Horribly Wrong]]: Around 80% of the things the devs do. [[Hilarity Ensues]]. |
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* [[Help Help Trapped in Title Factory]]: Well, [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/430/ Antonio] had to do something about it... |
* [[Help Help Trapped in Title Factory]]: Well, [http://thenoobcomic.com/comic/430/ Antonio] had to do something about it... |