The Phantom Menace/Funny

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    • This exchange, when they're escaping from Naboo:

    Battle Droid Commander: (Qui Gon and Obi Wan are leading the Queen, her handmaidens, and a number of guards toward the Queen's ship) Halt.
    Qui Gon: I am an ambassador for the Supreme Chancellor. I am taking these people to Coruscant.
    Battle Droid Commander: Where are you taking them?
    Qui Gon: To Coruscant.
    Battle Droid Commander: Coruscant, mmm, that doesn't compute...Hm...wait, uh...You're under arrest! (is bisected by Qui Gon)

    • The legs of another bisected battle droid aimlessly wandering around.
    • Qui Gon, while cutting through the door to the bridge, has his work undone by a second set of doors closing on top of the one he's been cutting. The look on his face just screams, "Really?!"
    • When Jar Jar and the Gungan Captain Tarples are surrounded by Battle Droids.

    Jar Jar: My give up. My give up!
    Captain Tarples: Face Palm

    • Jar Jar's rather sensible reaction to Qui-Gon's assured "We're not in trouble yet.":

    Jar Jar: What yet?! Monsters out dere, leakin' in here, all sinkin' and no power? When are yousa THINKIN wesa in trouble?!?!?!