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Mark Zuckerberg's tale
of troubles encountered when
he made a website.
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What website, you say?
Face Book, yes, this is about
Facebook... well, kind of.
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After a breakup,
Mark makes a website, but not
that one, but Face MASH.
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"Which one is hotter?"
the website's premise. Gets hits,
but Harvard's displeased.
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The Winklevoss twins,
athletic rowers they are,
pitch Mark an idea.
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Proudly plays along,
The site, Harvard Connection,
Mark takes and runs with.
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Puts a label on,
gives a different moniker,
Winklevosses mad.
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Napster creator
Sean Parker sees Mark's website,
Facebook's in business.
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After two lawsuits,
losing friends and making foes,
Mark's made billions.
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