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** Should the hero/heroine be [[God Mode Sue|beyond overpowered]] anyhow in either case, you're [[Failure Is the Only Option|out of luck.]]
* Is she wearing jeans or sweatpants and athletic shoes? Low-heeled anything? Hell, even pointy-toed shoes? I will avoid this female like the plague ([[Groin Attack|for the sake of my willy]]). And I will never work alone when attempting to ambush or accost one.
* Never give the [[We Can Rule Together]] routine unless you are ''certain'' your foe has a valid reason to agree.
** If he ''does'', avoid the [[Not So Different]] approach, it is never convincing.
** If ''he doesn't'', avoid [[Brainwashing]] him; even if it works, such a method is never foolproof nor long-lasting, and will likely make for a much more dangerous enemy later.
* If a [[Virgin Sacrifice]] is required for a task, the intended victim's ''actual'' purity is directly proportionate to the intelligence (or lack thereof) of the ones making the offer, and ''inversely'' proportionate to the consequences for offering a non-virgin. Therefore, such a proceedure must be undertaken with at least one skilled physician present to confirm the victim's purity, and should the intended victim insist she doesn't qualify, such a claim ''cannot'' be ignored or overlooked. On a related note, I will ''never'' select the hero's girlfriend for such a ritual, it is too much of a risk for more than one reason.
 
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