The Waterboy/Awesome

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  • "STOP MAKIN' FUN OF ME."
  • At Bobby's wedding in the end, Mama tackles Bobby's dad Roberto, who showed up only because he heard that Bobby got draft offers by the NFL.

 Bobby: Nice hit, Mama.

Mama Boucher: Thanks, baby.

  • Bobby's epic downing of Meaty in the Bourbon Bowl.
  • Bobby's team winning the Bourbon Bowl, including the coach making a new playbook on the spot and catching his scumback rival off guard due to imagining him as something he isn't afraid of.
  • When Bobby shows his ability to tackle for the first time.

 Bobby: So that's what opening a can of whoop-ass feels like...

Coack Klein: Bobby, you just opened a whole keg of whoop-ass!