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* [[Superman]]: Super strong, super fast, can fly, is invincible, has X-ray vision, heat vision, can time travel, can't work a doorknob.
* [[Superman]]: Super strong, super fast, can fly, is invincible, has X-ray vision, heat vision, can time travel, can't work a doorknob.
** He does it so often, in fact, that Jimmy once caught him with the "bucket over the door" gag by putting the bucket over a random spot in the wall, which Supes of course broke right through.
** He does it so often, in fact, that Jimmy once caught him with the "bucket over the door" gag by putting the bucket over a random spot in the wall, which Supes of course broke right through.
** Of course, this is nothing out of the ordinary, considering [http://www.superdickery.com that Superman is a dick].
** Of course, this is nothing out of the ordinary, considering [https://web.archive.org/web/20130829041840/http://superdickery.com/images/stories/monkeys/1458_4_039.jpg that Superman is a dick].
** For example, [https://web.archive.org/web/20131205045534/http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jena1.jpg this page from Action Comics #266].
** For example, [https://web.archive.org/web/20131205045534/http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jena1.jpg this page from Action Comics #266].
** And let's not forget our friend, Doomsday. He pretty much won't go anywhere, unless there's something in his way to smash to pieces. [[Justified Trope|Granted]] he's basically violence incarnate, so he may just smash stuff because he likes to.
** And let's not forget our friend, Doomsday. He pretty much won't go anywhere, unless there's something in his way to smash to pieces. [[Justified Trope|Granted]] he's basically violence incarnate, so he may just smash stuff because he likes to.