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{{quote|'''May''': Are you sure it's not just a typical holiday romance? You'll get him home, and he'll be horrid!

'''Clarkson''': Richard. He only wants a British passport.

'''May''': Or an [[wikipedia:MOT test|MoT]].~~<br />~~

'''May''': Or an [[wikipedia:MOT test|MoT]].

'''Hammond''': Listen, [[Companion Cube|it's]] ''~~[[Companion Cube|~~real!]]'' He [[Cargo Ship|loves me]], and he's coming home! That's a fact. [''audience goes 'awwwwww'''] This is happening.~~<br />~~

'''Hammond''': Listen, [[Companion Cube|it's ''real!'']] He [[Cargo Ship|loves me]], and he's coming home! That's a fact. [''audience goes 'awwwwww''] This is happening.

'''Clarkson''': I'm going to be sick. }}

** "There's a man over there with the best comb over i've ever seen."

** "There's a man over there with the best comb over I've ever seen."

** After Hammond sinks Oliver, he's told it's probably never going to run again. Next morning, Hammond shows up in Oliver, running better than ever. Clarkson and May are at a complete loss for words.

{{quote|'''Clarkson:''' Is that even technically possible?!