Tosh.0/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • When Daniel focused on the phenomenon of Bros Icing Bros, he does a skit that shows someone icing him. He then prepares to drink it, then totally out of nowhere, he just smashes the bottle on the ground and slashes the guy's neck with it. While the guy is right there holding his bleeding neck, Daniel takes out a Zima and drinks that instead.
  • Daniel reuniting with his lion James Van der Beek, in a parody of Christian the Lion. As soon as the lion leaps for him, Daniel slashes the animals stomach open, spilling blood and guts all over him and screaming.
  • From the video breakdown of the cruise ship where everything slides back and forth due to incredibly rough seas. "You know what'd make her feel a lot better? A hundred chairs!" (cue all the overturned furniture sliding across the floor towards her)
  • The Balloon Guy's web redemption, in which he had to get his entire body in and out of a balloon with out popping it. What Daniel says as he's standing next to a man with his upper half in a giant ballon seals it. "I think it's fair to say that this is the greatest moment of my life."
  • During his "Which Celebrities I Can Beat Up" segment:

OK remember, this is purely hypothetical. No offense to anyone. OK, who's first? (picture of Rob Schneider comes up) Rob Schneider? I would destroy that pussy. Once again, no offense...

  • The segment in which Daniel rampages about the office with a claymore that he bought online. Especially the part where he exhibits his fencing technique.
  • When Daniel parodies the opening clip of one episode that features a woman giving birth in a bathtub. Daniel gives birth to his new puppy.

Oh no. It's brown! My dad's gonna kill me.

"There's going to be some changes around here! First of all, I am not confused about my sexuality. I like men!"