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[[File:tropeco_logo.png|frame|Since 2003.]] |
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[[Trope Co]] (TSX: TROPE) is a [[Mega Corp|mega-conglomerate]] specialising in surplus goods for discerning villains, [[Applied Phlebotinum]], and quick narrative devices for harried writers. |
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Like all [[Obviously Evil|morally-conscious]] corporations, [[Trope Co]] maintains a strong political lobby aimed to combat the notion that a wiki doesn’t require novelty narration techniques to be good. It is well-known that: |
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* <s>Wikipedia</s> Articles on [[The Other Wiki]] are [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|never written as fake ads]]. |
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* [[The Other Wiki]] [[Totally Radical|is totally, like, formal and boring]]. |
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And, therefore, it is safe to conclude that without parody infomercials, TV Tropes would be just like it. You can thank us, and help us on our mission, by re-writing unrelated tropes as if you were selling them. Don’t forget to use gratuitous exclamation marks whenever making product claims! [[Sincerity Mode|We love that in advertising]]. |
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== Our fine list of products includes: == |
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* [[Amazing Technicolor Battlefield/Trope Co|Amazing Technicolor Battlefield]]®: Why? Your regular battlefield just is not enough! |
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* [[Brain Bleach/Trope Co|Brain Bleach]]®: The new stain remover designed to get rid of the horrible things you've seen (or heard) in life, from fan-made porn of your favorite cartoon characters to [[Bad Bad Acting]] in reviled TV shows and feature films to mind-numbing music of all genres to the occasional [[Nightmare Fuel|Nightmare]] (accidental ''and'' high-octane) and [[Nausea Fuel]]. Brain Bleach is also effective in removing those hard stains left behind by [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|chocolate, red wine, grape juice, house paint, grass, tomato sauce, gel pen ink, and blood]]. |
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* [[Beehive Barrier/Trope Co|Beehive Barrier]]®:, a marvel in non-Euclidian engineering, made of precision crafted FDA approved hexagons into a spherical barrier of utter protection. Guaranteed to withstand [[The Worf Barrage]] and intercept a [[Macross Missile Massacre]], or your money back! |
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* [[Bling Bling Bang/Trope Co|Bling Bling Bang]]®: Pimp out your tired, dull-looking firearms and turn them into dazzling setpieces. |
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* [[Orphaned/Trope Co/Board of Directors|Board of Directors]]®: A staple for any [[Corrupt Corporate Executive]]. |
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* [[Catgirl/Trope Co|Catgirl]]®, our new dating service feature, when you need a lady who just purrs at your touch! |
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* [[Distressed Damsel/Trope Co|Distressed Damsel]]® for when you need a good hostage/Rescuee. |
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* [[Evil Hand/Trope Co|Evil Hand]]®! Defend your right to bear arms and go out on a limb with the [[Evil Hand]]®, '''[[Trope Co]]'''®'s revolution in limb transplant surgery made possible by a new breakthrough in medical science. With the procedure perfected to degrees thought previously impossible, the [[Evil Hand]]® is not a mere functional replacement for a lost limb, but a limb to love for the rest of your life. Some of our models even have the previous owner's muscular powers and/or personality intact; call us for more details. Comes in every colour, especially [[Red Right Hand|red]]! |
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* [[Elemental Baggage/Trope Co|Elemental Baggage]]®, so the proud owner and practitioner of [[Elemental Powers]]® can practice them nearly anywhere. Who insists that energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed? At '''[[Trope Co]]'''®, we don't! Thanks to reverse-engineered [[Hyperspace Mallet]]® technology, you can carry as much {{color|turquoise|water}}, {{color|red|fire}}, {{color|brown|earth}}, and (when in space) {{color|blue|air}} as you could possibly want! |
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* [[Faceless Masses/Trope Co|Faceless Masses]]®When you need your extras to be discreet. |
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* [[Fan Service With a Smile/Trope Co|Fan Service With a Smile]]® is a favored product to spice up any diner. |
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* [[Femme Fatale/Trope Co|Femme Fatale]]® has satisfied over 500 supervillains with reliable service while providing women with much-needed jobs! |
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* [[Filler Villain/Trope Co|Filler Villain]]® Providing work for villains, even in these unstable economic times! |
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* [[Force Field Door/Trope Co|Force Field Door]]® gives you the peace of mind from knowing your enemies are trapped in an<ref>(almost)</ref> inescapable prison. |
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* [[Flying Brick/Trope Co|Flying Brick]]® provides a convenient package of time-tested [[Stock Super Powers]] for a low, low price! |
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* [[Frilly Upgrade/Trope Co|Frilly Upgrade]]®: Now you can battle your mortal enemies while keeping up with the latest fashions! |
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* [[Giant Space Flea From Nowhere/Trope Co|Giant Space Flea From Nowhere]]®: Because sometimes you just don't care. |
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* [[Hazardous Water/Trope Co|Hazardous Water]]®: Because regular water just doesn't ''cut'' it for slasher villains! |
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* [[Main/Heel Face Mind Screw/Cream/Trope Co|Trope Co]]®: Don't want to make the effort for a [[Heel Face Turn]]? Tired of waiting for a brainwashing? Order now! |
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* [[Hellfire/Trope Co|Hellfire]]®: Firey and evil? Imported directly from the [[Fire and Brimstone Hell]] itself, look no further! |
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* [[Holy Halo/Trope Co|Holy Halo]]®: Whether dispensing divine justice on sinners or simply preaching to the masses, nothing says "Holy" like a '''[[Trope Co]]'''® approved Holy Halo®! |
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* [[Holy Hand Grenade/Trope Co|Holy Hand Grenade]]®: The perfect last resort when faced with any evil, be it the [[Big Bad]], a [[Killer Rabbit]], or even an annoying worm infestation! |
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* [[Humongous Mecha/Trope Co|Humongous Mecha]]®: What's more to say? You know you want one. <small>(Souls sold separately. Please contact store for offer details.)</small> |
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* [[Orphaned/Trope Co/Instant AI Kit|Instant AI Kit]]®: Whether you are aiming for world domination, but not so good at strategy and tactics, or just need a science fair project ''quick,'' we supply you with the parts you need to build your own super-powered robot brain! |
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* [[Instant Messenger Pigeon/Trope Co|Instant Messenger Pigeon]]®: When regular pigeons don't please you. |
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* [[Karma Houdini Warranty/Trope Co|Karma Houdini Warranty]]®: For the [[Karma Houdini|Karma Houdinis]] among us. Provides dissuasion against fictional retribution. |
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* [[Kill Sat/Trope Co|Kill Sat]]®: When laser guns just won't do. |
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* [[Law Enforcement, Inc./Trope Co|Law Enforcement Inc]]®: Learn how to start up your very own private police force with our do-it-yourself package! |
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* [[Part of a Balanced Breakfast Stone Soup/Trope Co|Part of a Balanced Breakfast Stone Soup]]®: The whole line of incredibly efficient products based on recent state-of-the-art development in synergetics, with applications ranging from cooking to linguistics. |
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* [[Pimped-Out Dress/Trope Co|Pimped Out Dress]]®: Never have to worry about looking anything less than your best with our awesome gowns! |
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* [[Power Crystal/Trope Co|Power Crystal]]®: Need a power boost? Want to pimp your [[Humongous Mecha]]? Then get these ''fabulous'' crystalline fixtures! |
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* [[Power Gives You Wings/Trope Co|Power Gives You Wings]]®: What better way to show off your [[Upgrade Artifact|latest power up]] than with glorious wings?! |
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* [[Praetorian Guard/Trope Co|Praetorian Guard]]®: When you want assurance that you're staying in power, accept no substitute. |
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* [[Psycho Serum/Trope Co|Psycho Serum]]®, the easy way to gain [[Stock Super Powers]]. Also try [[Super Serum]]®, for those of you who want a more mild effect. |
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* [[Orphaned/Trope Co/Rocks|Rocks]]: Still using massively overpowered monsters to destroy your party? Try new Rocks! |
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* [[Requisite Royal Regalia/Trope Co|Requisite Royal Regalia]]®, for showing off that you are the ruling class. |
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* [[Reverse Shrapnel/Trope Co|Reverse Shrapnel]]®, the ultimately useful, impossibly indispensable weapon even [[The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard|cheating AIs]] can't dodge. |
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* [[Rush (Music)/Delivery Service/Trope Co|Rush]]®, for when you need a trope ''fast''. |
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* [[Shipping Goggles/Trope Co|Shipping Goggles]]®: For all your [[Slash Fic|slash]] and [[Shipping]] needs! |
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* [[Tropes Will Enhance Your Life (Sugar Wiki)|This Trope Will Change Your Life]]. New from our pharmacy, the supplement everyone should try! |
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* [[Thememobile/Trope Co|Thememobile]]®, for all of your driving needs! |
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* [[Thing-O-Matic/Trope Co|Thing O Matic]]®: you'll never need any other brand of electronic appliances! |
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* [[Tradesnark]]® is your Solution® for all your Marketing Needs® State-Of-The-Art Tropenology® allows you to Absolutely, Positively ensure with a single symbol that something has Sold Out®. |
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* [[Transformation Trinket/Trope Co|Transformation Trinket]]®: Turn into an alternate, superpowered version of yourself! |
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So [[If You Call Before Midnight Tonight|call within the next ten minutes!]] [[Operators Are Standing By]]. [[Offer Void in Nebraska|Offer void in Nebraska]]. |
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<small>Those living in [[Ruritania]], <s>Molossia</s> <s>[[Kickassia]]</s> Molossia, the [[Banana Republic]], [[Bulungi]] or [[Qurac]] should [[Artistic License Ships|remember to take into account shipping costs]]</small>. |
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<small>[[Our Lawyers Advised This Trope|WARNING:]] Some [[Trope Co]] products [[May Contain Evil]]®. [[Trope Co]] and [[Evil, Inc.|its affiliates]] take no responsibility for any [[Unpredictable Results]] or [[Heel Face Turn|odd]] [[Face Heel Turn|behaviors]] that may [[Hilarity Ensues|ensue.]]</small> |
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<small>If you're interested in real products, try [[Tv Tropes Derivatives|here]].</small> |
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{{reflist}} |
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[[Category:Just for Fun]] |
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[[Category:index]] |
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