Truncated Power Rangers/Funny

Episode 1 - Pilot

As the Rangers receive their powers:

Kim: Do we have to?
Zordon: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

The first morph:

Jason: BELT BUCKLE!

Episode 2 - Cancellation

Scarab attacking with the Chicken Dance.
The Rangers summoning the Megazord without explanation or extended summoning sequence.

Episode 3 - Gaining Manhood

Alpha reacting to the Rangers' newly-instilled "attitude".
Rita confronting the Rangers.

Rita: And now to take you twits on one-on-one for the first and only time all series!

Tommy's entire first battle.

Episode 5 - Wax Pathetic

The morph call.
The Monster-Matic waking Rita up.

Rita: What?! Sounds like someone's making a turtle named Peitouche in there!

Zordon commenting on a rampaging Peitouche.

Zordon: As you can see, Peitouche is having an invisible boxing match.

Baboo commenting on Jason's idiocy.

Episode 6 - A Myster?ous Occurrence

The Rangers deliver a Take That to the added visuals of Disney's reversioning of the show:

Jason: Really...
Trini: ...tacky...
Billy: ...unnecessary...
Kimberly: ...graphics!

Episode 8 - Let's Hear It for the Toy

Any of Titanus' lines.
Jason pointing out the difference with Tommy's shield in the footage:

Jason: Go put on your real shield, doofus!

When Jason finds the Star Slingers:

Jason: All right, the Star Slingers! I can't wait to use them over and over and over! Hey Tommy, what does "Zyuranger" mean?

From the original version, since taken down:

Rita: [pointing to the subtitles] Squatt, I thought I told you to get rid of those random words!
Squatt: I thought they left in episode 3.

Episode 9 - Big Things & Little Packages

After giving the Rangers their communicators back:

Rita: Crap, I forgot to make them face their fears and stuff! Dammit!

Bulk and Skull trying to do the Mario.

Episode 10 - Chase Figure

Titanus: Sorry, I was busy reading a story to the kids. Oh, we're fighting now? SERIOUS FACE IS ON!

Episode 11 - America's Natinal Pastime

Rita's complaints about RPM's place in the timeline.

Rita: That's it! I'm tired of arguing when RPM takes place on Rangerboard!

Goldar: My empress, we both know it's between SPD and Time Force.

Rita: But the apocalypse!

Episode 12 - The Rangers Lose a Member

Goldar saying no one could be stupid enough to enter the Dark Dimension on their own ... and then Jason does.

Zack follows not long after.

—Titanus: [singing]: "It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! Sure looks strange to me! SO LET'S KILL THE BASTARD!"

Episode 15 - Doppelgangbang

The dialogue between the Rangers and their respective clones.

Episode 15.5 - Now with Recipes for Some Reason

Danny's bit.

Episode 19 - Testing One's Gourd

During the commercial fadeout as the Rangers get the pumpkins stuck on their heads:

Jason: [camera fades out] Oh no, I can't see! [camera fades back in] Oh wait, it's better now.

Episode 20 - There's No 'U' in Winner

Tommy and Ernie practicing football.

Episode 24 - Daytime Emmy Bait

The Simian Censor doing his impressions of the Rangers.
Jason getting him back:

Jason: I'm really amused that your character traits mimic those of Sam the Eagle.

The Simian Censor: Oh no, my influence is showing!

The Simian Censor: By the time I'm done with this show, it'll look like Teletubbies.
Jason: I thought you wanted to make it less gay!

Trini trying to convince the team that the other Yellow Ranger is the Simian Censor.

Trini: Come on, would Zordon really hire two Yellow Rangers!?
Jason: Don't pin this on Zordon!
Zack: True that, he can only do so much with what the Sentai season provides!

Episode 25 - Random Access Monster

Zordon: "Now for the audience's sake, the Sword of Power is the most powerful weapon in all of existence; so powerful we're only gonna use it this one episode."
Haggis the Horrible: "I'll show you how evil I really am by pointing this stick in a menacing fashion... but not actually doing anything with it. Bye!"

Episode 26 - No Need to Fret

Bulk and Skull trying to cosplay as Princess Peach and Bowser for E3.
So much of Ron Wasserman's dialogue.

Episode 28 - Magenta

Jason incessantly calling out attacks in the Dark Dimension.

Episode 29 - The New Guy Sucks

Much of the dialogue regarding Sauron's "background change attack".

Episode 33 - There's a Wedding in Here Somewhere

Rita: "Zedd, parents are complaining that you're too scary. Apparently, it's better to be a bad husband than an evil sorcerer."
Announcer: "Next week on RECORD YOUR DAMN LINES, ALPHA!"
The wedding and the subsequent reception.