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* Pedro and the Man meet for the first time when Chong hitchhikes with fake breasts. |
* Pedro and the Man meet for the first time when Chong hitchhikes with fake breasts. |
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{{quote|Man: I Slept in a ditch last night and almost froze my balls off. |
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Pedro: I didn't even think you ''had'' any! }} |
Pedro: I didn't even think you ''had'' any! }} |
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* Pedro, trying to find a joint to share with Chong: |
* Pedro, trying to find a joint to share with Chong: |
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{{quote|Pedro: No, that's my dick...[finds it] Here it is. |
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Chong: I hope your dick's bigger than this, man. }} |
Chong: I hope your dick's bigger than this, man. }} |
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* "Hey don't take those, man." |
* "Hey don't take those, man." |
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{{quote|"You just ate the most acid I ever seen anyone eat in my life."}} |
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* Cheech, talking to the cop while stoned. |
* Cheech, talking to the cop while stoned. |
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{{quote|"My license? It's on the bumper." |
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"Here's your momma!" |
"Here's your momma!" |
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"His name is ''RAAAAAALPH'', man." }} |
"His name is ''RAAAAAALPH'', man." }} |
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* The marijuana van is overheating. A cop pulls Pedro and Chong over and gets high off the fumes. |
* The marijuana van is overheating. A cop pulls Pedro and Chong over and gets high off the fumes. |
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{{quote|Cop: "What do you guys want?" |
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Cop: "[[Realistic Diction Is Unrealistic|Do you mind if I have a, bite of your, ah, hot dog?]]"<br /> |
Cop: "[[Realistic Diction Is Unrealistic|Do you mind if I have a, bite of your, ah, hot dog?]]"<br /> |
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Chong: "What was he ''on'', man?<br /> |
Chong: "What was he ''on'', man?<br /> |
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** In a deleted scene: "The van was last seen headed to your momma's bedroom." |
** In a deleted scene: "The van was last seen headed to your momma's bedroom." |
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** The end to that bit: |
** The end to that bit: |
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{{quote|"Radio dispatch! Do you know who this is?" |
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"No, who is this is?" |
"No, who is this is?" |
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"This is Sargent Stadenko!" |
"This is Sargent Stadenko!" |
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"Oh, yeah? You know who this is?" |
"Oh, yeah? You know who this is?" |
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"...No...!" |
"...No...!" |
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"Bye-bye, lardass!" }} |
"Bye-bye, lardass!" }} |
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Latest revision as of 11:34, 7 August 2014
- Pedro and the Man meet for the first time when Chong hitchhikes with fake breasts.
Man: I Slept in a ditch last night and almost froze my balls off. |
- Pedro, trying to find a joint to share with Chong:
Pedro: No, that's my dick...[finds it] Here it is. |
- "Am I driving OK?" [They're parked.]
- "Hey don't take those, man."
"You just ate the most acid I ever seen anyone eat in my life." |
- Cheech, talking to the cop while stoned.
"My license? It's on the bumper." |
- The marijuana van is overheating. A cop pulls Pedro and Chong over and gets high off the fumes.
Cop: "What do you guys want?" |
- Chong on the police dispatch with Sgt. Stadenko: "Was that Lard Ass?" "HARD HAT, HARD HAT!!!"
- In a deleted scene: "The van was last seen headed to your momma's bedroom."
- The end to that bit:
"Radio dispatch! Do you know who this is?" |
- "Fuck me, Alex!"
- "I didn't know your name was Alex, man!"
- "You mean we're smoking dogshit, man?"