Very False Advertising/Quotes

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"Hey! I can say anything about this junk and these chumps will buy it!"
Minerva Mink, Animaniacs (the print comic)

Jon: "Beach. You know -- sand... with water along it... this is the Seaside Motel, isn't it?"

Desk Clerk: "Mr. Arbuckle... what's in a name?"