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"Nevada. Current Nickname: The Funtime Family State For Families! Old Nickname: The Prostitute State." —John Hodgman, The Areas of My Expertise

"Well next week I'll be in one of my favorite cities, Las Vegas. It's a nice place, built upon mankind's genetic failure at simple mathematics." —Rodney Caston