War Horse/Funny

• Main
• YMMV
• Fridge
• Headscratchers
• Crowners
  • Awesome
  • Funny
  • Heartwarming
  • Tear Jerker
• Wikipedia
• All Subpages
• Create New

• After the English (Collin) and German (Peter) soldiers meet in no-man's-land, Collin tries to compliment Peter's English:

Collin: You speak good English. Peter: I speak English well.

• • From the same scene, after a coin flip: "I see the face of my Kaiser. He is not pleased with me right now."
  • Also, the response Peter gets when he asks for more wire cutters.
  • In the play version, they don't even speak a common language, so they stumble and pantomime through the scene, which is capped off with the allied soldier proclaiming (quite passionately) that: "There would be a lot less cryin' widows in the world if blokes would just talk to each other like you and I have!" The german soldier is very confused, and simply extends his hand and gives his name as Manfred. To which the allied soldier responds: "Same to you!"
• The comparison between Italian food and Italian women.
• The French girl trying to teach Joey to leap.
  • In the play, her acting like a Drill Sergeant Nasty to an actual German soldier.
• The goose trying to get in the house at every opportunity.
• The English and Germans in their respective trenches - both sides trying to call Joey to them before they realize he is tangled up in barbed wire.

English soldier: How do you call a horse? Another English soldier: *begins clicking his teeth* Entire English line: *begin clicking their teeth* German soldiers: *look at each other in confusion*