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* In the (mistaken) belief that Artie is homosexual, Hugo calmly asks him if he is what they call "[[The Bear|a bear]]".
* In the (mistaken) belief that Artie is homosexual, Hugo calmly asks him if he is what they call "[[The Bear|a bear]]".
* When Claudia, Myka, and Pete are teasing Artie about his crush on Vanessa, new guy Jinks asks who Vanessa is:
* When Claudia, Myka, and Pete are teasing Artie about his crush on Vanessa, new guy Jinks asks who Vanessa is:
{{quote| '''Artie''': No one.<br />
{{quote|'''Artie''': No one.
'''[[Living Lie Detector|Jinks]]''': Wow, I've never had a lie ''hurt'' before. }}
'''[[Living Lie Detector|Jinks]]''': Wow, I've never had a lie ''hurt'' before. }}
* HG Wells being questioned about just how much she got around.
* HG Wells being questioned about just how much she got around.
{{quote| '''Woolie''': Really, HG, is there a man in London who you haven't charmed yet?<br />
{{quote|'''Woolie''': Really, HG, is there a man in London who you haven't charmed yet?
'''HG Wells''': Oscar Wilde, and not for lack of trying. }}
'''HG Wells''': Oscar Wilde, and not for lack of trying. }}
* Pavlov's Handbell: May cause excessive drooling for 24 hours.
* Pavlov's Handbell: May cause excessive drooling for 24 hours.
* From "Claudia":
* From "Claudia":
{{quote| '''Artie''': Children, don't fight. I can be both a d-bag and insane.}}
{{quote|'''Artie''': Children, don't fight. I can be both a d-bag and insane.}}
* "Breakdown":
* "Breakdown":
{{quote| '''Claudia''': Can you teach me how to do that (''makes kung fu sounds, mimes a kick''), because I tried it on the light switch and I think I broke my toe. I know I broke the light switch.}}
{{quote|'''Claudia''': Can you teach me how to do that (''makes kung fu sounds, mimes a kick''), because I tried it on the light switch and I think I broke my toe. I know I broke the light switch.}}
* "Age Before Beauty"
* "Age Before Beauty"
{{quote| '''Pete''': It's like a game of gay ''Clue''.}}
{{quote|'''Pete''': It's like a game of gay ''Clue''.}}
* "New Guy":
* "New Guy":
{{quote| '''Pete''': I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once? Had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Fredrick. Don't think that didn't get me into trouble.}}
{{quote|'''Pete''': I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once? Had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Fredrick. Don't think that didn't get me into trouble.}}
* The episode "Mild Mannered" introduced a superpowered vigilante who got his powers from {{spoiler|a pair of ''boxers''}} ...nutty, ain't it?
* The episode "Mild Mannered" introduced a superpowered vigilante who got his powers from {{spoiler|a pair of ''boxers''}} ...nutty, ain't it?
* Pete and [[Eureka|Fargo]] bond over shared phobia's in "Don't Hate The Player".
* Pete and [[Eureka|Fargo]] bond over shared phobia's in "Don't Hate The Player".
{{quote| '''Fargo''': Most of my nightmares are about me losing my hair.<br />
{{quote|'''Fargo''': Most of my nightmares are about me losing my hair.
'''Pete''': (so excited) '''Me toooooo!''' }}
'''Pete''': (so excited) '''Me toooooo!''' }}
* Pete hugging Mrs. Fredrick in the "It's A Wonderful Life" Christmas special. The rest of the cast's reactions put it over the top.
* Pete hugging Mrs. Fredrick in the "It's A Wonderful Life" Christmas special. The rest of the cast's reactions put it over the top.
** Followed by everybody sitting down to watch a Christmas movie: [[Frank Capra]]'s [[It's a Wonderful Life (Film)|Its a Wonderful Life]]. The episode ends by zooming out as Pete performs a [[Big No]].
** Followed by everybody sitting down to watch a Christmas movie: [[Frank Capra]]'s [[It's a Wonderful Life|Its a Wonderful Life]]. The episode ends by zooming out as Pete performs a [[Big No]].
** Artie trying ''desperately'' to get out of going to Vegas, while Pete and Claudia are no help at all.
** Artie trying ''desperately'' to get out of going to Vegas, while Pete and Claudia are no help at all.
{{quote| '''Claudia''': (chanting) Vegas! Vegas!<br />
{{quote|'''Claudia''': (chanting) Vegas! Vegas!
'''Pete''': (in a ridiculously deep voice, while waving around a Mini-Santa) ''No no noooo!'' }}
'''Pete''': (in a ridiculously deep voice, while waving around a Mini-Santa) ''No no noooo!'' }}
* Not to mention.... *boom* "Pete" *boom* "Pete" *boom* "PETE!" "yeah?" "PULL"
* Not to mention.... *boom* "Pete" *boom* "Pete" *boom* "PETE!" "yeah?" "PULL"
* Wells line in "Buried".
* Wells line in "Buried".
{{quote| '''H.G.''': I know a thing or two about the opposite sex, many of my lovers were men.}}
{{quote|'''H.G.''': I know a thing or two about the opposite sex, many of my lovers were men.}}
** The reaction of the rest of the team is priceless.
** The reaction of the rest of the team is priceless.
* In the tie-in novel ''A Touch Of Fever'', Claudia is possessed by Anne Bonney's cutlass, which causes her to attack Artie while speaking pirate. Most of the things that she says are priceless, including calling him a "grumpy, bushy-eyed old walrus."
* In the tie-in novel ''A Touch Of Fever'', Claudia is possessed by Anne Bonney's cutlass, which causes her to attack Artie while speaking pirate. Most of the things that she says are priceless, including calling him a "grumpy, bushy-eyed old walrus."
** Also from that same scene:
** Also from that same scene:
{{quote| '''Possessed!Claudia''': I'll have you keelhauled and fed to the fishes!<br />
{{quote|'''Possessed!Claudia''': I'll have you keelhauled and fed to the fishes!
'''Artie:''' What fishes? We're in the middle of the Badlands!<br />
'''Artie:''' What fishes? We're in the middle of the Badlands!
'''Possessed!Claudia:''' Don't try to confuse me!
'''Possessed!Claudia:''' Don't try to confuse me!
}}
}}


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Latest revision as of 01:56, 16 March 2015


  • Claudia's "Me Dance" in episode two of season three. And the snap she does at the end of that scene.
  • A hypnotic chair releases Myka's innermost desires. So she starts punching Pete in the face. A lot.
  • I ask you, is their anything more funny then watching Pete and Myka being stalked and attacked by multipling dodge balls?
  • Jinks revealing to Claudia that he's homosexual, after Claudia accuses him of staring at her with romantic intent.
    • Similarly, Pete's reaction to finding this out - from the way Myka recounts the story, the audience would at first think that Manly Man Pete might be disturbed. Instead, Pete's reaction was to just go with the audacity of it all and take his top off to allow Jinks to gaze upon his beauty.
  • When Pete used Timothy Leary's reading glasses in "For the Team", to amuse himself when he was forced into a temporary desk job. Loved the bit when he saw Artie in the form a walrus-headed man!
  • In the (mistaken) belief that Artie is homosexual, Hugo calmly asks him if he is what they call "a bear".
  • When Claudia, Myka, and Pete are teasing Artie about his crush on Vanessa, new guy Jinks asks who Vanessa is:

Artie: No one.
Jinks: Wow, I've never had a lie hurt before.

  • HG Wells being questioned about just how much she got around.

Woolie: Really, HG, is there a man in London who you haven't charmed yet?
HG Wells: Oscar Wilde, and not for lack of trying.

  • Pavlov's Handbell: May cause excessive drooling for 24 hours.
  • From "Claudia":

Artie: Children, don't fight. I can be both a d-bag and insane.

  • "Breakdown":

Claudia: Can you teach me how to do that (makes kung fu sounds, mimes a kick), because I tried it on the light switch and I think I broke my toe. I know I broke the light switch.

  • "Age Before Beauty"

Pete: It's like a game of gay Clue.

  • "New Guy":

Pete: I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once? Had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Fredrick. Don't think that didn't get me into trouble.

  • The episode "Mild Mannered" introduced a superpowered vigilante who got his powers from a pair of boxers ...nutty, ain't it?
  • Pete and Fargo bond over shared phobia's in "Don't Hate The Player".

Fargo: Most of my nightmares are about me losing my hair.
Pete: (so excited) Me toooooo!

  • Pete hugging Mrs. Fredrick in the "It's A Wonderful Life" Christmas special. The rest of the cast's reactions put it over the top.
    • Followed by everybody sitting down to watch a Christmas movie: Frank Capra's Its a Wonderful Life. The episode ends by zooming out as Pete performs a Big No.
    • Artie trying desperately to get out of going to Vegas, while Pete and Claudia are no help at all.

Claudia: (chanting) Vegas! Vegas!
Pete: (in a ridiculously deep voice, while waving around a Mini-Santa) No no noooo!

  • Not to mention.... *boom* "Pete" *boom* "Pete" *boom* "PETE!" "yeah?" "PULL"
  • Wells line in "Buried".

H.G.: I know a thing or two about the opposite sex, many of my lovers were men.

    • The reaction of the rest of the team is priceless.
  • In the tie-in novel A Touch Of Fever, Claudia is possessed by Anne Bonney's cutlass, which causes her to attack Artie while speaking pirate. Most of the things that she says are priceless, including calling him a "grumpy, bushy-eyed old walrus."
    • Also from that same scene:

Possessed!Claudia: I'll have you keelhauled and fed to the fishes!
Artie: What fishes? We're in the middle of the Badlands!
Possessed!Claudia: Don't try to confuse me!