Watch It Stoned/Quotes

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"Big lights! Pretty pictures! It was kinda like being on drugs, except I wasn't on drugs. I kept watching this movie thinking, "I must be on drugs," but I looked and I wasn't on drugs! It's like drugs without drugs. IT'S THAT GOOD!!"
—Chester A. Bum on Speed Racer, Bum Reviews.


"This is the weirdest game I've ever played. I mean, it's not bad if you're... drunk, or high, or something. But how do they come up with this shit?"