Where the Wild Things Are (film)/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Max: Come out!
Judith: Uh... no!
Max: Why not?
Judith: Um... maybe cuz you're gonna hit us in the head with dirt?
Max: ...Come out!
Judith: ...Nooooo!
Max: Why not?!
Judith: Because when I said 'You're gonna hit us in the head with dirt' YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! That means you're planning to hit us in the head with dirt!
Max: Man, they've really got us figured out.

Max: Hey Richard.

Alexander: Hey, Do you guys know any jokes?
Owls: Awk! Awk!
Alexander: Who's there?
Owls: Awk!
Alexander: Loud interrupting cow wh....
Owls: AWWWWK!