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** Also, see Mako, who loved the ocean so much ''he actually married it''. And then divorced. And then they got back together. |
** Also, see Mako, who loved the ocean so much ''he actually married it''. And then divorced. And then they got back together. |
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* In ''[[Friends]]'', Phoebe gets wasted and mocks Ross for getting so many divorces. "You love divorce so much, you'll probably marry it! But that won't work out and you'll have to get a divorce as well." |
* In ''[[Friends]]'', Phoebe gets wasted and mocks Ross for getting so many divorces. "You love divorce so much, you'll probably marry it! But that won't work out and you'll have to get a divorce as well." |
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* Our chief [[Deadpan Snarker]] in ''[[Portal (series)|Portal]]'', [[ |
* Our chief [[Deadpan Snarker]] in ''[[Portal (series)|Portal]]'', [[GLaDOS]], even stoops to this when the player is holding on of her fallen personality cores, as quoted above. |
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** Also, Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science and complete lunatic on science: |
** Also, Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science and complete lunatic on science: |
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{{quote|"[[Science Is Bad|Science isn't about why, it's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous?]] Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. [[Cloudcuckoolander|In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out]], [[Bad Boss|because you are fired.]]}} |
{{quote|"[[Science Is Bad|Science isn't about why, it's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous?]] Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. [[Cloudcuckoolander|In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out]], [[Bad Boss|because you are fired.]]}} |