Why Don't You Marry It?: Difference between revisions

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{{quote|{{smallcaps|Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL, I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?}}

 

 

A tendency for people to mock others for having certain hobbies or things they like. They imply that it's a bit more than just "like". They might imply the feeling is actually romantic, or more recently, sexual.

'''House''': Congress says you can't, so... }}

* ''[[Mazinger Z]]'': Kouji Kabuto has this thrown at him by his little brother after spending just a little too much time gushing over a new support unit for the Mazinger. Kouji's reply is along the lines of a not entirely sarcastic "maybe I will," much to the annoyance of [[Tsundere|Sayaka]]. And then is the episode where Minerva-X appeared...

* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'''s Willow said this about Spike and Buffy once. Unfortunately, at the time, [[Power Incontinence]] made it so [[Literal Genie|everything she said literally came true]]. Cue [[Hilarity Ensues|them spending the rest of the episode]] jumping between being [[Sickeningly Sweethearts]] and fighting over their marriage plans. This was before they got together in the series normally, so everyone was very disturbed.

* ''[[Gilmore Girls]]'': "I love my new digital camera, I wanna marry it."