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* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'''s Willow said this about Spike and Buffy once. Unfortunately, at the time, [[Power Incontinence]] made it so [[Literal Genie|everything she said literally came true]]. Cue [[Hilarity Ensues|them spending the rest of the episode]] jumping between being [[Sickeningly Sweethearts]] and fighting over their marriage plans. This was before they got together in the series normally, so everyone was very disturbed.
* ''[[Gilmore Girls]]'': "I love my new digital camera, I wanna marry it."
* In ''[[Harry Potter and Thethe Goblet of Fire (novel)|Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire]]'', after Percy gushes one too many times about his new boss, Ron comments, "They'll be announcing their engagement any day now."
** And in ''[[Harry Potter and Thethe Half-Blood Prince (novel)|Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince]]'', Ron makes a similar statement about the feelings of apparition instructor Wilkie Twycross regarding Hermione- "Oh, she was perfect, obviously. Perfect deliberation, divination, and desperation or whatever the hell it is - we all went for a quick drink in the Three Broomsticks after and you should've heard Twycross going on about her - I'll be surprised if he doesn't pop the question soon."
* From an ''[[iCarly]]'' episode: "I love this pie. I wanna be Mrs. Sam... This Pie."
* From ''[[Soul Eater]]'', when [[Cloudcuckoolander|Marie Mjolnir]] complains to her straight-laced friend and fellow Death Scythe Yumi Azusa about having terrible luck with men in the ladies room, Yumi jokes that she should marry the toilet. Marie promptly commits and fantasizes about the wedding. Yumi however points out that toilets aren't exactly faithful, whereupon [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Marie smashes the toilet in one blow]].
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