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{{quote|''"I '''can't''' change sides, you silly old fart! There's no side to change sides '''to!'''"''|'''General Leland Zevo''', ''[[Toys (film)|Toys]]''}} |
{{quote|''"I '''can't''' change sides, you silly old fart! There's no side to change sides '''to!'''"''|'''General Leland Zevo''', ''[[Toys (film)|Toys]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Earl Bassett:''' So how you and Heather doing? |
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'''Burt Gummer:''' Well, she's.. still visiting her sister. You know, she actually blames our problems on the collapse of the Soviet Union! |
'''Burt Gummer:''' Well, she's.. still visiting her sister. You know, she actually blames our problems on the collapse of the Soviet Union! |
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'''Earl Bassett:''' Well, you did take that [[Crazy Survivalist|kinda hard]], Burt...<br /> |
'''Earl Bassett:''' Well, you did take that [[Crazy Survivalist|kinda hard]], Burt...<br /> |
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'''-- [[Tremors|Tremors 2]]''' }} |
'''-- [[Tremors|Tremors 2]]''' }} |
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{{quote|'''Spudgun''': I think she's got a point, actually. |
{{quote|'''Spudgun''': I think she's got a point, actually. |
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'''Richie''': Well why don't you just go and ''live'' in the Soviet Union? |
'''Richie''': Well why don't you just go and ''live'' in the Soviet Union? |
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'''Spudgun''': [[The Great Politics Mess-Up|Because it doesn't exist]].<br /> |
'''Spudgun''': [[The Great Politics Mess-Up|Because it doesn't exist]].<br /> |
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'''Dave Hedgehog''': [[Crapsack World|And it's horrible]].<br /> |
'''Dave Hedgehog''': [[Crapsack World|And it's horrible]].<br /> |
Latest revision as of 08:49, 8 August 2014
Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain.
—Vladimir Putin (supposedly)
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(The) last few years have been very confusing for people in my line of work.
—Greg, the Russian "cultural attaché" from Sneakers
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"I can't change sides, you silly old fart! There's no side to change sides to!"
—General Leland Zevo, Toys
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Earl Bassett: So how you and Heather doing? |
Spudgun: I think she's got a point, actually. |
I'm running out of enemies. . .I'm down to Kim Il-Sung and Castro.
—Colin Powell
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"It's hard not to look all all these war games about Russia invading America and not be reminded of fan-fiction. America is a fat teenage virgin... writing creepy stories about having filthy monkey sex with the quiet, Eastern European boy down the road."
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Christ, I miss the Cold War.
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