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{{quote|'''Henchman''':'' Wait I thought we were '''conquering''' Earth!''
{{quote|'''Henchman''':'' Wait I thought we were '''conquering''' Earth!''
'''Mastermind''':'' Destroying is conquering. It's true - I looked it up.''|'''[[Mastermind (web animation)|Mastermind]]''': World Conqueror }}
'''Mastermind''':'' Destroying is conquering. It's true - I looked it up.''
|'''[[Mastermind (web animation)|Mastermind]]''': World Conqueror }}


So you're an aspiring [[Omnicidal Maniac]], [[How to Invade An Alien Planet|alien invader]], or plain old disgruntled [[Mad Scientist]] or [[Evil Sorcerer]] and want to destroy the planet Earth, or at least [[Kill All Humans]]? Good for you! However, to avoid being a gauche [[Generic Doomsday Villain]], why not get yourself a proper motivation to destroy humanity from among the items on this list?
So you're an aspiring [[Omnicidal Maniac]], [[How to Invade An Alien Planet|alien invader]], or plain old disgruntled [[Mad Scientist]] or [[Evil Sorcerer]] and want to destroy the planet Earth, or at least [[Kill All Humans]]? Good for you! However, to avoid being a gauche [[Generic Doomsday Villain]], why not get yourself a proper motivation to destroy humanity from among the items on this list?
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And of course, it's absolutely possible to [[Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds|destroy the planet Earth, or some other world, purely by accident]].
And of course, it's absolutely possible to [[Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds|destroy the planet Earth, or some other world, purely by accident]].


== Off site references: ==
== Off-site references: ==
* qntm.org has [http://qntm.org/?why such a list].
* qntm.org has [http://qntm.org/?why such a list].


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