World War Z/Funny

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  • After one of Raj-Sing's subordinates witnesses his Heroic Sacrifice and celebrates that the Himalayan safe zone was genuinely safe: "Then he whipped out his penis and peed in my face." Apparently Indian monkeys have no sense of when something amazing has happened right before their eyes.
  • After being stuck in space, alone, for 5 years without resupply, a rocket finally is launched to the ISS. The first thing the rocket's captain says is "Did anyone order takeout?"