X-23/Funny

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  • X-23's first encounter with Spiderman

Spiderman: Wolverine, Good Lord! What did they DO to you?

Laura: You want to use a nuclear bomb... to travel in time.
Valeria Richards: It's only five hundred kilotons.

  • Laura's first day in School in the "Target X" miniseries. She gets sent to the principal's office twice with her guide, her cousin Megan.
    • First, she's asked if she speaks french, and when she's asked to give an example of her french language skill, she proceeds to go into detailed assassination protocols.

Megan: "What the hell did you say?!"

    • Then, in Biology, after correcting a teacher on how many pints of blood are in a human (5.6, he said 7), she's asked to if she has anything else to add for that class. Cue practical instruction on use of poisons.
    • Finally, when visiting the principal's office for the second offense, the Principal yells at the pair and asks them if they are even listening. Laura proceeds to repeat what the principal said to them. Exactly. Complete with vocal intonations and inflections.