Yet Another Stupid Death/Quotes

"Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny 'cos they're true. Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you!"

—Horrible Histories, "Death"

612. Every time a PC takes himself out through his own stupidity does not let me sing the Oompa-Loompa song.

—Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG

Oompa Loompa
Doompity Doo
I've got another puzzle for you.

What do you get when you cut the wrong wire?
A face full of steel and a body on fire!
Why don't you defer to somebody with the skills?
It won't get...it won't get...it won't get you killed...

—The USCG Oompa Loompa Song by Mr. Welch