Zoolander/Funny

• Main
• Trivia
• YMMV
• Crowners
  • Funny
• Wikipedia
• All Subpages
• Create New

• Garry Shandling?
• Derek's and Hansel's epic staredown, trash talking and subsequent "walk-off."
• The unveiling of Mugatu's model for the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good.

Derek: What is this? (smashes model on the floor) A center for ants?! Mugatu: ...what? Derek: How are we supposed to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? Mugatu: .....Derek, it's just a mo- Derek: I don't want to hear your excuses!!! The center has to be at least... (stares blankly) ...three times bigger than this!

• Matilda admits to Derek and Hansel that she was a bulimic teenager.

Derek: .....you can read minds?

• Maury Squicking Mugatu out with his prostate troubles.
• "A eugoogoolizer. You know, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?!"
• "But why male models?"
  • ".....you serious? I just told you that, a moment ago."
    • "Oh."
• The "Unfortunate gasoline fight incident."