Adaptation Decay/Quotes

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Holmes: That's not a clue Watson, that's your jar of jam.
New Watson: JAM!
Old Watson: Holmes, please....
Holmes: New Watson likes jam. We're very happy.

Peter: Alright, if this doesn't boil your blood and make you tough, nothing will. This is the American version of The Office!
TV: "Hi, I'm your new boss. I'm not as funny as I think I am, but I don't know that."
British kid: Oh, they're spelling it all out! Now this is upsetting me!
Peter: Yeah, and over in America they're laughing and going "Look at this comedy we invented!"
Other British kid: But... The Office is BRITISH!
Peter: That's right, get mad, you poofs, get mad!