Anastasia (Animation)/Funny

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  • You got to admit that the scene at the train in which Vlad is counting Anya vs Dimitri and Anya is winning by a LOT has to give you at least a chuckle.
  • From around the same part of the film:

Anya: Do you really think I could be royalty?
Dmitri: You know I do.
Anya: Then stop bossing me around.

  • During their efforts to escape from the out-of-control train:

Dmitri: Give me a wrench, an ax, something!
Anya puts a stick of dynamite into his hand.
Dmitri: [doubletakes] That'll work.

    • "What do they teach you in those orphanages?"
  • Anya's new blue dress and her reaction to it

Anya: Wow you bought me a...tent.
Dimitri:What are you looking for?
Anya: (smartassedly) THE RUSSIAN CIRCUS! I THINK IT'S STILL IN HERE!

  • The following

(Anastasia has left the train cabin after an argument with Dmitri.)
Vlad: (gleefully to Pooka, Anastasia's dog) Oh no! An unspoken attraction?
Dmitri: ATTRACTION?? To that skinny little brat? Have you lost your mind?

    • And the end, where Anya accidentally smacks an injured Dmitri in the face and then Glomps him.
  • Before they meet Anya, Dimitri and Vlad are holding an audition for girls to play Anastasia. One prospect is a middle-aged woman, who says in a sultry voice, "Granmama! It's me, Ana-STASIA!" Their reaction is a combination Head Desk and Face Palm.