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 * What dumb idea does [[Vince McMahon]] have next? The [[WWE Raw|Raw]] guest hosts are the lamest idea that Vince has ever had in a long time. Summerfest?! Kobe Kingston?! What the hell does [[ZZ Top]] have to do WWE Ra- did you say [[Bret Hart]]'s hosting Raw? Bret "The Hitman" Hart's hosting Raw?!! '''And has signed deal through [[Wrestlemania]] 26?!!''' [[Holy Shit Quotient|Hell has truly frozen over...]]
-* They fired [[Daniel Bryan]] over a choking with a tie? A TIE?! Because of what?! [[Lighter and Softer|The PG rating]] [[Merchandise-Driven|and their precious sponsors?]] [[Executive Meddling|Linda McMahon's Senate run?!!]] Finally, an amazing storyline with the <s> NXT Season 1 rookies</s> [[The Nexus]] and you screw it up? *sigh* Lets see who they're facing tonight at Summersla- [[Author's Saving Throw|Daniel Bryan's the 7th man?]] '''And he's keeping his [[Bryan Danielson]] [[Cross Through|indy dates]]?!!''' Thank you, [[WWE]]!
+* They fired [[Daniel Bryan]] over a choking with a tie? A TIE?! Because of what?! [[Lighter and Softer|The PG rating]] [[Merchandise-Driven|and their precious sponsors?]] [[Executive Meddling|Linda McMahon's Senate run?!!]] Finally, an amazing storyline with the <s> NXT Season 1 rookies</s> [[The Nexus]] and you screw it up? *sigh* Lets see who they're facing tonight at Summersla- [[Author's Saving Throw|Daniel Bryan's the 7th man?]] '''And he's keeping his [[Bryan Danielson]] [[Cross Through|indy dates]]?!!''' Thank you, [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]]!
 ** And now [[Professional Wrestling/Awesome|he's won the US Title]].
 *** And coming out to [[Crowning Music of Awesome|Ride of the Valkyries.]]
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 * WWE going to bring back [[Tough Enough]]? Meh, sounds pretty cool but I doubt it'll be anything spec- Wait, [[Stone Cold Steve Austin]] is going to host?!?!?! HELL YEAH!!!!!!
 ** And he's goingto be joined by Bill DeMott? I don't remember who h- [[Booker T]]?! Aw, cool, that's gre-- AND [[Trish Stratus]]?!?!?!?!? HELL YEAH!!!!
-* Yeah, the whole "Immortal" storyline over at [[TNA]] has gotten really stale. Really, they should have set up Fortune as the faces against Immortal. Right now ], they're trying to get the Main Event Mafia back to fight them like we need ''those'' guys back. And now [[Kevin Nash]] and [[Booker T]] are back at WWE, so TNA's just kind of scre-- wait, did Robert Roode just clothesline [[Jeff Hardy]]? Did Beer Money and Kaz just chuck Immortal out of the ring? [[AJ Styles]] just grabbed a mic... wait... '''IS FORTUNE TURNING FACE?!?!?!?! IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!'''
+* Yeah, the whole "Immortal" storyline over at [[TNA]] has gotten really stale. Really, they should have set up Fortune as the faces against Immortal. Right now, they're trying to get the Main Event Mafia back to fight them like we need ''those'' guys back. And now [[Kevin Nash]] and [[Booker T]] are back at WWE, so TNA's just kind of scre-- wait, did Robert Roode just clothesline [[Jeff Hardy]]? Did Beer Money and Kaz just chuck Immortal out of the ring? [[AJ Styles]] just grabbed a mic... wait... '''IS FORTUNE TURNING FACE?!?!?!?! IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!'''
 ** It gets better. Because he proceeds to [[Calling the Old Man Out|call out Immortal]] on '''everything''' that the fans had been complaining about during the entire Immortal storyline. You could hear the fandom rejoice as he did so in one of the largest cheers in TNA history.
 * Alright, guest host for Wrestlemania XXVII. What? Rumors of Bob Barker? Meh, not bad but not what I was thinking.... What? ****** ******!? WHAT!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! OH GOD NO, ANYONE BUT HIM!! THIS IS GONNA BE THE WORST WRESTLE- WAIT, WHAT? IT'S [[Dwayne Johnson|THE ROCK!?]] IF YA SMEEEEEELLLLLL......