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* In the ''[[Codename: Kids Next Door]]/[[The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]]'' crossover, Billy's
* In an episode of the ''New [[Woody Woodpecker]] Show'', Woody's car stalls near a conveniently placed bowling alley in the desert, run by none other than Buzz Buzzard, who offers a prize to who can beat him. Of course, being Buzz Buzzard who he is, he rigs the match completely so that he'll end up winning with a 300 score to keep with his reputation as "Champion" of the place. Turns out that, after he flees, Woody finds out his long list of offenses to the law, which includes "unlawful toenail clipping". But there's more: upon seeing this, he immediately calls the police on the phone and starts listing his offenses, to which the cop pays no mind whatsoever. Only when he mentions: "but Officer, he parked in a no-parking zone!" do the cops decide to flock in on him and arrest him (he was trying to escape [[What an Idiot!|in Woody's ]]''[[What an Idiot!|stalled car]]'').
* An episode of ''[[Teen Titans (animation)|Teen Titans]]'' has Robin and Cyborg getting angry and insulting each other. Cyborg's is: "You're rude, bossy, and you have no taste in music!"
** There's also Killer Moth's ultimatum to the city, which is that he'll unleash his army of mutant moth monsters if they don't declare him ruler, and the Teen Titans surrender. And Robin takes this lovely young woman (his extremely spoiled daughter) to the prom.
** While phrased in a humorous manner, [[Amusing Alien|Starfire]]'s first three reasons for why she feels left out when her sister visits are understandable.
{{quote|I am happy to see her, but Blackfire rules the video games, and she is able to share very depressing poems, and she knows the cool moves, and she always knows when people are not talking about shovels.
* It happens frequently in ''[[Futurama]]'' as well, when Professor Farnsworth shows Fry and the gang his place:
{{quote|'''Farnsworth:''' And here's my workbench, and over there is my intergalactic spaceship, and here's where I keep my many lengths of wire.}}
{{quote|'''Police officer:''' "You're under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children ''as'' food and misrepresenting the weight of livestock."}}
{{quote|'''Farnsworth:''' [[And Zoidberg|And Wernstrom]]! [[Say My Name|Werrrrrnstrom!]]}}
{{quote|'''Fry:''' [[I Am Not Shazam|Knight Rider]] wasn't evil.
'''Calculon:''' Its windshield wipers were. It didn't come up in the show. }}
{{quote|'''Fry:''' "It was ''[[Market-Based Title|"The All-crazed Beetle"]]'', but it wasn't ''psychotic!''"}}
{{quote|'''Farnsworth:''' Everything that was, is, and ever will be is contained within this box, and the actual box is probably worth something as well.}}
{{quote|'''Bella''': Yeah, Daddy hates welchers. The only thing he hates more is witnesses.
'''[Bender looks horrified.]'''
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'''Bella''':...and people who attempt to duplicate his meatball recipe.
'''[Bender opens his chest cabinet and takes out a pan of steaming hot meatballs and looks even more horrified.]'''" }}
{{quote|'''Lrrr''': "Stop eating our young! And it's pronounced guacamole!"}}
*
{{quote|'''Peter:''' Geez, first he takes my friends, then he takes my job! [stops] But [[George Gershwin|the way I wear my hat? No, he can't take that from me...]]}}
* ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''
** In "Graveyard shift, when Squidward tells the story of the Hash-Slinging Slasher, who accidentally cut off his own hand:
{{quote|'''Squidward:''' And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula. And then, he got hit by a bus! And... at his funeral, [[Fridge Logic|they fired him]]!}}
{{quote|'''SpongeBob:''' "[[Faux Horrific|Educational television]]?!" [[Big No|OH, NO!!!]]}}
:* In "Life of Crime":
* Coop of ''[[Megas XLR]]'' was fond of this method. [[Once an Episode]], he'd confront the [[Monster of the Week]], and deliver a long monologue with the following format:
{{quote|'''Coop:''' All right you intergalactic snots! You busted up my car show!
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*** As we learn in the [[Kronks New Groove|sequel]], Kronk had always dreamed of being a cook, but his father had mocked his ambition, making little Kronk cry.
* When [[Lilo and Stitch|Stitch]]'s destructive programming attempts to assert itself, his [[Mad Scientist]] creator Jumba gloats that "he will be irresistibly drawn to big cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everybody's left shoe."
* Invoked by Red Tornado as he reeled off a list of a villain's crime in ''[[Batman: The
{{quote|'''Red Tornado:''' Felony robbery. Parole violations. Felony assault. Jaywalking.
* In an episode of ''[[American Dad]]'', ''Bullocks to Stan'', when Stan fights his boss Avery Bullock:
{{quote|'''Stan:''' [[And This Is For|This is for]] delaying my promotion! This is for disrespecting my daughter! And this is for not letting me stop at the creek for a drink!}}
** In the episode "You Debt Your Life" Roger is about to get hit by a bus and he thinks back to the bad things he's done which included protesting the integration of a University, sinking the Exxon Valdez tanker, and creating [[Star Wars|Jar Jar Binks]].
*** [[Comically Missing the Point|To be fair, creating
** In "My Morning Straitjacket", Stan claims that rock music is the number one cause of teen pregnancy, school violence and leather pants.
* On ''[[Drawn Together]]'', Ling Ling's father says that Ling Ling dishonours the family name of Hitler Bin Laden Seacrest.
** Also, Wooldoor finding out that Clara is keeping him sick with drain cleaner, cyanide, and ''Gerber's Apple/Banana sauce''.
* Glowface's minions in an episode of ''[[The Xs]]'' are the Scream Queens, Sasquatch, the McVampires, Missing Link, Bio-Harold and Some Old Guy (who asks "Is this the nickel store?").
* Uncle Ruckus, a main character on ''[[The Boondocks]]'', is [[Boomerang Bigot|a black man who hates black people and everything to do with them]]. He has stated that black people were better off with slavery and Jim Crow laws, and many other outrageous statements, despite his own skin color. His three favorite movies? Birth of a Nation, Gone With the Wind, and Notting Hill.
** When trying to exorcise Mr. Stinkmeaner out of Tom,
* In an episode of ''[[Pinky and The Brain]]'', the main characters are in Egypt observing an archeological expedition in the Great Pyramid of Giza for Brain's latest scheme. Suddenly, a creepy Egyptian guy walks in on the archeologists:
{{quote|'''Egyptian Guy''': Beware! Beware ignorant fools! To open the sacred burial chamber of Khufu is to invite a plague of misery upon humanity: fire shall rain down from the sky, locusts shall devour crops, the Olsen Twins... ''[[Faux Horrific|will make more movies]]''.
''[Pinky and Brain gasp in horror]'' }}
* ''[[Bounty Hamster]]''. "You stand accused of breaking the Prime Directive, 16000 speed limits, and a really nice vase!"
** On another occasion a bounty hunter arrests a criminal wanted for "12 robberies, 300 counts of dangerous flying, and dropping an ice cream truck into an active volcano."
* In ''[[Ice Age]]: Dawn of the Dinosaurs'', [[Crazy Survivalist|Buck]] lists off the rules if the [[True Companions|heroes]] want him to help them: "Rule 1: Do whatever Buck says. Rule 2: Stay on the middle of the track.... Rule 3... He who has gas walks at the back."
* The ''[[Foster's
{{quote|"Driving without a license, lying on a job application, destruction of private property, destruction of PUBLIC property, illegal use of [[Nausea Fuel|toilet plungers,]] AND calling me a [[Hollywood Pudgy|heifer!]] I mean, '''HONESTLY''', Bloo, what do you have to say for yourself?!}}
* On one episode of ''[[Total Drama Island]]'', a monsoon hits Wawanakwa, and the inevitable flood washes the campers away. Owen, who's been in the confessional outhouse, finds said outhouse floating in the lake and delivers this gem:
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'''Rex-1:''' ...resisting arrest...
'''Thin crook:''' You ain't never gettin' away with this!
'''Rex-1:''' [[Grammar Nazi|
{{quote|'''Leonardo''': You don't understand. The Utrom Shredder isn't like your Shredder. He's vicious...
'''Donatello''': Lethal...
'''Michaelangelo''': [[
*''[[The Cleveland Show]]'':{{context|Which episode?}}
'''Cleveland:''' [[N-Word Privileges|I'm allowed to, right?]]}}
* In one ''[[Dudley Do-Right]]'' episode, the eponymous character tries to get kicked out of the Mounted Police so that he can [[Fake Defector|infiltrate Snidley Whiplash's gang]], but everything goes wrong, from "You blew up the dam! The irrigation problem has been solved!" to "You burned down that building! We had been trying to tear it down for years and never got around to it!". He finally does manage to get in trouble, though... {{spoiler|by eating his peas with a knife}}, something no Mountie should ever do!
*''[[South Park]]'': This trope is probably why "and she has stupid hair" is one of the funniest lines in the "Kyle's Mom is a Bitch" song.
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