Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking/Western Animation: Difference between revisions

{{quote|'''Jack''': Skipping school, stealing and wrecking the Spectre Speeder...

'''Mr. Lancer''': Calling me "OLD MAN"... }}

** One example combines this with [[I Take Offense to That Last One]], with the trivial item being the one that causes Kronk's [[Heel Face Turn]]:

{{quote|'''Yzma:''' Kronk! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing. It's like I'm talking to a monkey!

'''Kronk's Shoulder Devil:''' Ouch.

'''Yzma:''' And do you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs. ''Never!''

* ''[[Lilo and Stitch]]'': When Stitch's destructive programming attempts to assert itself, his [[Mad Scientist]] creator Jumba gloats that "he will be irresistibly drawn to big cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everybody's left shoe."

* Invoked by Red Tornado as he reeled off a list of a villain's crime in ''[[Batman: The Brave And The Bold]]''.

** Also, Wooldoor finding out that Clara is keeping him sick with drain cleaner, cyanide, and ''Gerber's Apple/Banana sauce''.

* Glowface's minions in an episode of ''[[The Xs]]'' are the Scream Queens, Sasquatch, the McVampires, Missing Link, Bio-Harold and Some Old Guy (who asks "Is this the nickel store?").

** Uncle Ruckus is [[Boomerang Bigot|a black man who hates black people and everything to do with them]]. He has stated that black people were better off with slavery and Jim Crow laws, and many other outrageous statements, despite his own skin color. His three favorite movies? Birth of a Nation, Gone With the Wind, and Notting Hill.

** When trying to exorcise Mr. Stinkmeaner out of Tom, Ruckus brings several items "guaranteed" to scare the ghost out of him: a whip, a branding iron, a noose, a night stick, and a job application.

** In one episode, the main characters are in Egypt observing an archeological expedition in the Great Pyramid of Giza for Brain's latest scheme. Suddenly, a creepy Egyptian guy walks in on the archeologists:

{{quote|'''Egyptian Guy''': Beware! Beware ignorant fools! To open the sacred burial chamber of Khufu is to invite a plague of misery upon humanity: fire shall rain down from the sky, locusts shall devour crops, the Olsen Twins... ''[[Faux Horrific|will make more movies]]''.

* ''[[Bounty Hamster]]'':

** "You stand accused of breaking the Prime Directive, 16000 speed limits, and a really nice vase!"

* The ''[[Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]]'' episode "Bus the Two of Us" is about Bloo taking Mac for a joyride in the Foster's bus without Frankie's knowledge. They try to make it back as fast as possible without Frankie finding out. Needless to say, [[Hilarity Ensues|hilarity, and, this being Bloo, major lawbreaking, ensue.]] Unfortunately, Frankie sees the multiple police cars that followed them home. Over the end credits, she delivers her fury unto him with the following [[List of Transgressions|list of all the crimes]] he committed in the day:

{{quote|"Driving without a license, lying on a job application, destruction of private property, destruction of PUBLIC property, illegal use of [[Nausea Fuel|toilet plungers,]] AND calling me a [[Hollywood Pudgy|heifer!]] I mean, '''HONESTLY''', Bloo, what do you have to say for yourself?!}}

{{quote|'''Aladdin''': Jasmine, I think you are...

'''Genie''': Magnificent! Glorious! ''(beat)'' Punctual! }}

{{quote|'''Genie''': ''(Pretending to be a pirate)'' If she dares cross our path we'll keelhaul her! We'll lash her to the mizzenmast! We'll...make fun of her hairdo.}}

* ''[[King of the Hill]]'',

* ''[[Freakazoid!]]''

{{quote|'''Dr. Mystico''': [[They Called Me Mad|They called me mad.]] [[Mad Scientist|Insane.]] Wendell!}}

{{quote|'''Dexter''': If I don't retrieve the nuclear core in one hour, it will melt down, causing a chain reaction that will destroy the Earth... ''and I won't be able to read my book''! }}

* From ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'':

{{quote|'''Irving''': This is from the time you built that rollercoaster, and this is from the time you raced those chariots, and this is from the time you ate that soup.}}

* ''[[Mucha Lucha]]'' gives us the gem:

{{quote|'''Tibor the Terrible''': He called me a pirate! Plundering, scavenging, [[Digital Piracy Is Evil|downloading MP3s]]!}}

{{quote|'''Gorilla Grodd''': Humans are weak, slow, stupid, and have an unpleasant body odor.}}

* From the "I Am Rainfo" episode of ''[[Brandy and Mr. Whiskers]]'': *Lola breaks in * "AAAH! The boa constrictor, it squeezes the life out of its prey!" *Cheryl and Meryl break in* "AAAH! Toucans, they use their beaks to crush fruits and defenseless animals!" *Ed breaks in* "AAAH! The river otter, it tells long boring stories and has a very weak bladder!"

{{quote|"I would rather be doing other things right now: base jumping, swimming with sharks, chasing beautiful women. You know, dangerous things.}}

* Occurs quite a few times in ''[[Darkwing Duck (animation)|Darkwing Duck]]''. Some examples from "Time and Punishment", where in a distant future Darkwing becomes Darkwarrior Duck: