BHF5

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BHF5 (abbreviation of Bounty Hunter Force 5) is a mashup fanfiction that combines characters from The Simpsons, Star Wars, and the authors' own twisted minds. Written in transcript/stage direction format, it is full of absurd meta humor and so much fourth wall breaking that its repair costs are higher than the GDP of some countries.

Cast: Bart Simpson as the hero with no name, Z-Man as Z-Man, Chick Magnet Dragonmaster PHD...
Introduction to Chow Mein

Most stories are available here: https://web.archive.org/web/20120421211440/http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2739750/ShadowDialga


Tropes used in BHF5 include:

Z-Man: No psycho killer?
Dengar: Well, there’s Dennis and TR, but no Bart. TR said something about him and someone breaking up for lying, a flying Krayt Dragon abduction, and Bart jacking Dennis’s motorcycle. But no psycho killer.
Jango Fett: I thought you were supposed to have a good memory.
Dengar: Well, yeah, but it’s… occupied by something at the moment.
Jango Fett: What kind of “something”?
Dengar: You know… bounty hunting… gun… manly… stuff… [In his head.] They call me Hell! They call me Stacy! They call me Her! They call me Jane! That’s Not My Name! That’s Not My Name!...

TR: Going up!
Bart: This better be fast. I've had a phobia of elevators ever since-
Dengar: Yeah, yeah, we know. When Maggie got hold of non-safety scissors while you were transporting a crate of live mongooses up the Empire State Building.